The League Of Funny Bitches

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It’s time, all you bitches.

There’s hundreds of thousands of groups for Moms, women in their twenties, moms who’ve lost loved ones, single moms, women who are getting married, women who are getting divorced, women of God, women of Anything but God, working moms, single women, women who blog, women who hate blogging, famous women, women who want to be famous, women who are happy, women who are angry, women in their 30s, 40s, 50s and beyond, women who are scared of _____, women who don’t know what the fuck they want to do with anything. Also, Dudes.

These Bitches–from all walks of life and all points of view–are FUNNY! Through pain, happiness, learning, tears, love, rejection, suffering, and joy, one thing remains constant–humor pulls people through the darkest of places.I’m funny because I’ve been in pain for so long in my life, that the only way Grace, my Ma, and I learned to break through was humor. We learned to laugh for survival. We learned to cling to what is good to battle what is bad.

I’ve seen terrible things, and lived through each of them with my pride and heart intact, and am all the funnier for it. People made me laugh, and that laughter healed me.

So now it’s my turn to share.

Who do you know that’s funny?
It doesn’t matter what they do. It matters that they are funny.
Tell me about them. Tell me what they say and what they do.
I love making people laugh.
The League of Funny Bitches is about bringing Funny Bitches together.

Let me know who they are here.

(As a rule, I absolutely do not tolerate content stealing from League members. If I see it, you’re out.)

The League of Funny Bitches:

The Twitterati Division:

The Real Live Person Division:

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Mom of Wild Ones January 11, 2011 at 6:16 pm

holy shit – I am on your list and I did not even have to send you pics of my lady lumps.

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Noa Gavin January 11, 2011 at 10:41 pm

That’s for later. Don’t worry. It’s going to happen.

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Abby March 4, 2011 at 10:39 am

I don’t fit into any freaking category, but I know I will have an alien abduction to blog about before I have a Mommy blog to share. Some of my posts take on a serious-ish tone, but for the most part, I’m all snark.

In other words, I’m going to embrace it and work my ass off to get even close to this list. Love it. Rock on.

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Noa March 4, 2011 at 10:47 am

I adore that you have an alien abduction to blog about. Adore. I can’t wait to see your writing–checking it out now.

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Abby March 4, 2011 at 4:40 pm

Lest there be confusion, I have not been abducted as of yet. However, there is a better chance of that happening than of me having little children of my own and a Mommy Blog. ;)

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Noa March 4, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Never admit to that. You just dropped your cool point by 100 by admitting to no abduction. Always stick with your story.

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Abby March 4, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Noted.
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AJ March 22, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Just subscribed to your blog. Lord knows we need more funny bitches out there who know how to write. If my recent post about my Halloween costume from 1993 makes you laugh (it’s pretty bad), I hope you’ll consider me a candidate for the Funny Bitches category.
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Noa March 22, 2011 at 6:53 pm

AND YOU WIN. I have rarely seen a costume so spectacular.

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AJ March 23, 2011 at 1:47 am

I’m honored!!!
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Noa March 23, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Bam. Welcome.

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Melissa April 14, 2011 at 12:37 pm

I have a highly politically-incorrect blog that occasionally makes people guffaw in disbelief. Does that count?
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Noa April 22, 2011 at 1:15 pm

Yes it does. I love humor in all it’s forms. Welcome!

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Shane May 3, 2011 at 3:29 am

Do you have to be a woman to be in the League of Funny Bitches? ‘Cause I’m a man, but I want to join. I’ve been looking for a League of Funny Bastards, but I can’t find one. Hell, I’d settle for the League of Funny Douchebags, but there isn’t one of those, either.
Huh.

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Noa May 3, 2011 at 2:03 pm

My thoughts exactly. I’m trying to find a better name for the dudes division, but so far all I have is, “Funny Bitches with Dicks,” and that somehow seems rude,

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CoreyFerns May 23, 2012 at 12:39 am

Dude looks like a lady?…
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Shane May 4, 2011 at 5:50 am

Yeah, just doesn’t have that ring to it. Have to think about this.
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Noa May 4, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Just the friggin blog post title you have there under that comment warrants entry into the LOFB.

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Shane May 6, 2011 at 4:10 am

Will post some pics of my hump.
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Bex May 18, 2011 at 3:28 am

If I promise to include some sort of reference to vaginas, cocks, farts, poo or punching people that deserve it in the head (or all of the aforementioned) in every post can I join the league of funny bitches too? I would be willing to sell both tits, a labia & my mum. She’s a fucking rash.

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Noa May 18, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Please don’t sell your Labia on my account. You need that to cushion your twatwaffle. Just be funny!!

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Rachael May 24, 2011 at 1:41 am

Despite the fact that I either currently or will at some point in the future fit into most of the groups of “women who” that you listed up there, I hope to always maintain and nourish my inner Funny Bitch. She lives on a steady diet of pills, chocolate, caffeine-free soda, and God Dammit Why Are People So Fucking Stupid All The Fucking Time. It also probably helps that some of the categories I fit in directly contradict each other.

Thank you for the ready-made reading list for next time I am annoyed at StumbleUpon for bringing me 800 stupid websites in a row. Assuming I remember it at the time. For now, I will dream of the day that I can join their ranks and hope that it wouldn’t give me panic attacks to see myself on the same list as The Bloggess and Hyperbole and a Half and wonder if I have to live up to that expectation.
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Noa May 24, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Just keep on keepin’ on. Like Journey. On a Midnight Train. You never know where you’ll end up. (Don’t stop believin’). I’m sorry I used a song here.

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Mary Lukas June 14, 2011 at 9:50 am

So my husband writes a pretty hilarious blog (I know I am biased, of course!), and I think he could fall under the “Funny Bitches with Dicks” category. It’s pretty irreverent and crude at times, but it seems that may be right up your readers’ alleys. Enjoy!

http://www.rad-ventures.com

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Noa June 14, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Thanks! He got another nomination from one of his readers, as well! Can’t wait to read it.

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Alexandra June 20, 2011 at 12:44 am

Well, I do write humor, I’m not a funny bitch, but I will make you slap your thigh once in awhile.

Does that count?

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Noa June 20, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Of course it does! You’re on the nominations list.

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Rachael July 13, 2011 at 10:30 pm

OKAY. How do I apply?
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Rebecca (justfiveminutesmore) July 15, 2011 at 9:06 pm

A league of our own? Really?! Thanks in advance for further fueling my already pathological insomnia. I’d be honored to be included, but I suspect I’m gonna have to get to writin’.
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Noa July 17, 2011 at 11:44 pm

It’s true! There’s a whole goddamn group of us who just sit around and tell jokes. It’s awesome, and you’re on the nominations list!

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Kella July 17, 2011 at 11:50 pm

Occasionally, one of us inadvertently propositions another, and then our interaction dissolves into a Roget’s-assisted pissing contest of humor, liberally sauteed in the most creatively-filthy language you will see on this earth.

Honestly, it’s a wonder we don’t charge you fuckers admission.
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Rebecca (justfiveminutesmore) July 18, 2011 at 6:41 am

Thank you kindly! I’m just honored to be in the audience at this point. Especially after the preview provided by Kella. Sounds like total hedonistic word-debauchery. Just my style.
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Alex July 28, 2011 at 6:45 am

MODG (Martinis or Diaper Genies) NEEDS to be on this list.
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Noa July 28, 2011 at 5:46 pm

She’s on the nominations list now! Thanks.

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kage July 28, 2011 at 11:13 pm

ooooooooh! i know i’m kinda late to the party, but i want in!!!

found your site by following Miss Sassy Pants, from the blog A Few French Fries Short Of A Happy Meal. she’s a cutie and very funny, and i’m pretty sure you could get your entire house landscaped for free if you added her to your funny bitches list. she’s definitely worth it.

as for my spot on the list, i would be willing to offer you…um…er….let’s see, here. a brand new tube of rembrant toothpaste, a cup of bengal spice tea, and a dissection of the dead kennedys album “fresh fruit for rotting vegetables”, of which no one really gives a shit but me.

and that isn’t the best bribe to ever be offered to anyone, ever, then my name’s not henrietta collins.

which it is not.

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Noa August 1, 2011 at 11:38 pm

Despite your strange, perhaps highly illegal bribe, you’re on the nominations list.

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Maria August 5, 2011 at 10:29 pm

Hey Noa! I would LOVE to be part of the League of Funny Bitches!

Why? Because I’m a funny bitch, that’s why!

My blog offers it all: non-medical medical advice, how-to’s, music, and occasional vagina joke. OH! And I’m up to a whole SEVEN followers, which is more than can be counted on one hand! Which is ah-MAH-zing!

I’m a legend in my own mind, and I would LOVE to be a legend in real life.

Or at least a member of the League.

:)
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Noa August 8, 2011 at 5:39 pm

You’re on the nominations list, you funny bitch you.

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Ninja Mom August 8, 2011 at 8:33 pm

Please, I hate this begging. I want on the list. Oh, the shame. The self-aggrandizing shame. I’ll need to go knock that shame shit down with booze and Matt Damon movies.

Thanks,
N to the -inja Mom (Is that street? Or am I a decade to late with my slang?)
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Noa August 9, 2011 at 9:47 pm

You’re totally already on the nominations list. Because you are also awesome.

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Sassy Viv September 2, 2011 at 10:27 am

HOLY SHIT! I MADE IT! I MADE THE LIST!

THANK YOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU – AND YES, I AM FRICKIN’ YELLING AND I DO BELIEVE I’VE JUST SHIT MY DAMN PANTS, TOO!

I AM HONORED TO BE WITH ALL YINZ BITCHES!

WOOFUCKIN’HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

;)
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Noa September 9, 2011 at 5:45 pm

Hooray!

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BlogAn September 6, 2011 at 9:01 pm

I would be honored to join the LOFB. Admitedly, I am a blogging newbie, but I have been a professional wise-ass for most of my life. I blog because I have a husband, two sons and a large dog who conspire to drive me to the brink of my sanity on a daily basis and I cannot afford therapy, I don’t like hangovers and can’t seem to find me a sugar-daddy who will whisk me off to a tropical paradise. I don’t always intend to be funny, but when your toddler falls into the toilet and yells for help in a foreign language, asks for high-speed internet access for Christmas, and screams obscenities at you with a Spanish accent during lunch, well…sometimes funny just happens.
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Noa September 9, 2011 at 5:46 pm

I have officially added you to the nominations list. Keep bringing the funny!

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LemurLady September 23, 2011 at 6:45 pm

I want in! My blog began as a half-assed attempt to record my crafting attempts but through a long a winding journey has gone from that to the sort of blog where my last post was about how Captain Picard made me spend money on ebay.

Please let me in. It’s that or therapy.

Also, I’m in the UK, so I can keep the funny going while you guys sleep.
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Noa October 3, 2011 at 6:15 pm

You’re on the nominations list, yo!!

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Allie September 30, 2011 at 9:42 am

Wait! Can I nominate myself? I don’t know how funny I am, but I am a huge bitch! Just ask my ex-boyfriend, I set his house on fire.

Oh, actually, I think that was Left Eye from TLC. RIP, you sexy, little arsonist.

Anywho, I’m not exactly sure what my point is, but I think we have a budding Twitter relationship, and I will show you my tits if necessary.
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Noa October 3, 2011 at 6:15 pm

You bet your ass you can nominate yourself. You’re on the nominations list!

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Dani October 9, 2011 at 2:55 pm

I’m probably not funnier than your Grandma, but I’m wayyyyyy funnier than my MOM. (Even though SHE doesn’t think I’m funny.) If you consider me for your league, I promise to play nicely with others and frequently run with scissors.

xoxo
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Noa October 9, 2011 at 11:28 pm

The running with scissors while playing nice with others is extremely important. You’re on the nominations list!

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Gena October 12, 2011 at 10:10 pm

I am going to be completely egotistical and nominate myself. My blog is like a form of unmedicated bipolar disorder, veering wildly between hilarious and self-righteously serious. The excitement is in not knowing what you’re going to get from one post to the next!

No, seriously, it’s mostly funny. I have a “weiner=penis” tag, but I’ve only used it once.

http://porcelain72.blogspot.com/

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Noa October 15, 2011 at 1:43 pm

I LOVE when people nominate themselves!! You’re on the nominations list!

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Johi October 17, 2011 at 6:48 pm

Um…. hi Noa,
I’m pretty sure you have read this blog but just in case you somehow missed it, I would like to nominate Jen @ http://portlandiamom.blogspot.com/
She is possibly the funniest person ever.
Like, I kind of want to follow her around and smell her hair.
Love, Johi
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Noa October 19, 2011 at 9:33 pm

Jen is amazing. She’s on the list!!

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Ethelyn October 30, 2011 at 11:49 pm

I would be honored to join the LOFB. Admitedly, I am a blogging newbie, but I have been a professional wise-ass for most of my life. I blog because I have a husband, two sons and a large dog who conspire to drive me to the brink of my sanity on a daily basis and I cannot afford therapy, I don’t like hangovers and can’t seem to find me a sugar-daddy who will whisk me off to a tropical paradise. I don’t always intend to be funny, but when your toddler falls into the toilet and yells for help in a foreign language, asks for high-speed internet access for Christmas, and screams obscenities at you with a Spanish accent during lunch, well…sometimes funny just happens.
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+1

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Noa November 2, 2011 at 7:45 pm

I’ve got you on the nominations list!!

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Dani November 2, 2011 at 11:46 am

Check it: Suri’s Burn Book… http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/

Funniest freaking thing I’ve ever read. Seriously.

I have no idea who writes it because there is no author credit that I can find but it is guaranteed hilarity.
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Noa November 2, 2011 at 7:46 pm

Got it down. Thanks, Dani!!

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JRose November 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Yup, I nominate myself and my painfully funny illustrated humor blarg. I’m sure everyone else agrees with me but they are too busy laughing to nominate me themselves.
http://cheeseblarg.blogspot.com
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Alex Taylor November 14, 2011 at 7:01 pm

I second JRose’s nomination :)

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Noa November 15, 2011 at 11:57 am

You’re quite popular–I got several nominations for you recently–you’re on the list!

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Ann November 28, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Hey Noa, my friend Ann is a totally funny bitch, and I’m not just saying that because she is making me :-)
http://ann-sinclair.blogspot.com
She totally should be on the list!

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Noa December 22, 2011 at 7:34 pm

I’ve got her on my nominations list! Thanks!

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Lady Daa Doo December 22, 2011 at 4:20 pm

I would love to join the funny bitch club! In fact I could also join the hilarious tarts society! Sometimes I am so funny a bit of wee comes out!
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Noa December 22, 2011 at 7:35 pm

I must know of this Hilarious Tarts Society! You’re on my list.

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Dana the Biped December 30, 2011 at 1:09 pm

OOooh! I have a suggestion! Jake of http://www.englishmajoraway.blogspot.com/

Especially because of this post: http://www.englishmajoraway.blogspot.com/2010/07/lets-get-ready-to-ramble-illustrated.html

I actually went to high school with this guy. He’s a funny SOB…er, bitch.
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Noa January 4, 2012 at 7:56 pm

I fucking love it. Got him on my list!

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Dotty Headbanger January 3, 2012 at 7:54 am

Dear Noa,
My new blog is called Notes From A She-Hermit and I have to nominate myself because I don’t know anyone else. It’s a fake non-fiction blog with splatters of real fiction added. Please be my friend.
Lots and lots of love,
Dotty xxx
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Noa January 4, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Everything about this comment is wonderful, she-hermit. Rad as fuck. Can’t wait to read–you’re on my list!

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Hannah January 11, 2012 at 4:30 pm

What up bitchezz?
So, I’d like to nominate myself – I think I’m funny. I laugh at my own jokes – that’s ok, right?
I’m a mommy blogger – usually posting recipes and funny stories. Wacky Wednesday usually involves tales of injury and other such hilarity (if that is a word). My fiance refers to me as ‘Scary Mom’, probably because I am such a bitch when it comes to my child. So, I’d really like you to check me out!
http://www.insomniacmom13.blogspot.com

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Noa January 12, 2012 at 8:08 pm

Hilarity is as much a word as Cuntmuppet. OWN IT.

You’re on the list!!

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RaeAnn January 12, 2012 at 1:37 am

Hi Noa, I’ve been contemplating the whole night on whether I should comment on your blog. You see, i’m not in the least bit funny, though i’ve been training but I’m still failing (hey, it rhymes! ok, I’m being silly and rambling again…). I’m so lacking in humor that i wonder whether I lost my humor streak during the pushing on my birth… although I’m pretty sure I won’t make it into the league, but i hope i still can squeeze into your radar and follow your blog…Thanks for the invite (i hope you don’t think i’m too assertive)
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Noa January 12, 2012 at 8:09 pm

Don’t ever think that hard about my ass. Comment–we will love you as long as you don’t call me a nice person.

Besides, 90% of my Leaguers nominated themselves. If not you, who? You’re on the list!!

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RaeAnn January 13, 2012 at 1:47 am

Please don’t call me off your list–You ARE nice! Considering the fact that I’m on the list!

I fell off my chair when I read the last sentence. Seriously.

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Noa January 19, 2012 at 2:13 am

Don’t hurt yourself now.

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funny or tragic February 4, 2012 at 12:37 am

Ooooh…I can nominate myself? Then I shall. My husband says not to encourage me, but that’s just because he’s scared of the sheer awesomeness that is me tattle-telling on him for not agreeing to my sheer awesomeness.
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Noa February 10, 2012 at 1:05 am

He’s a dick for not agreeing to your sheer awesomeness. You’re on the list!

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Peggy February 28, 2012 at 3:57 pm

http://www.filing-jointly.com/
Filing Jointly… Finally
I think you should have Lauren in your list, she is really funny, she likes cool stuff (especially her cupcake hat) and, well, she is bribing me to suggest her to you.
Cheers!

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Lauren February 28, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Peggy! Shush!

*Ahem*

Darling Noa, I swear I have most definitely not promised my readers plastic squid tentacles in the mail if they nominate me for your LOFB.

Especially not these particular squid tentacles.
http://www.paper-source.com/cgi-bin/paper/item/Finger-Tentacles/3303_014/438644.html

Also, if you want to take offense at the fact that I called you Darling, go for it. Felt weird even typing that shit.
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Lauren@FilingJointly March 23, 2012 at 8:43 am

So wow. Just want to apologize for the utter ridiculousness that is my above comment. I am going to go ahead and guess I was probably drunk whilst writing it. Or too sober maybe.
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Noa March 28, 2012 at 7:30 pm

I’m awesome and I just saw this. I loved the comment. I continue to. I especially love drunk commenting.

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Bob the Water Cat February 29, 2012 at 7:30 am

Is it still just one category? Or did you subdivide by sex?
Not ‘yes’ and ‘no’ sex. But male and female sex.

You could call it ‘Funny Bitches with Glitches’ or not.

Thanks for the follow. You rule!
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Noa March 8, 2012 at 8:48 pm

I do not segregate, because all funny people deserve the title funny bitches! I only segregate by medium.

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Ashley March 12, 2012 at 5:40 pm

Love your site!!!!!!!!!!! I will always check in to lift my spirits and it helps me get my creative juices flowing.
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Noa March 16, 2012 at 1:19 am

Why thank you very much.

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Dana the Biped March 20, 2012 at 9:21 am

My friend Dom’s S.O. says some pretty awesome things in his sleep and also once accidentally Rickrolled himself. So, Dom started a blog and it is equally awesome:

http://senatorialkittens.blogspot.com/
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Noa March 22, 2012 at 1:31 am

Thankyouthankyouthankyou. I honestly can’t wait to read this!

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Ashley March 22, 2012 at 9:22 am

I hope to see my site on this list one day. It would be an honor and great acknowledgment to be listed with a league of women like this!
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Noa March 22, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Reading that fills me heart with confused joy (confused because I don’t have a soul).

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The Rollergiraffe April 9, 2012 at 11:41 pm

Noa, I think your blog is hilarious and I your League is basically my blogroll. Self promotion me want to throw up a little, but here I am. I don’t think I am so much funny as a personal disaster with a lot of material and no shame. You tell me.
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Noa April 13, 2012 at 2:17 am

I can’t wait to read it and weigh in for you. Personal disasters resonate well with me.

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Bewildered Bride April 10, 2012 at 6:58 pm

For your consideration. I’d say something about shameless self-promotion or whatever, but it would be a lie. Brides are funny, bitches. Recognize.

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Noa April 13, 2012 at 2:19 am

I used to be a Bridal Consultant. I recognize.

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Kristi June 6, 2012 at 9:07 pm

So, what are we talking about here? Crazy, funny bombs that go off like I’m armed for the 3rd war or surprise and shock like…

Pickle titties.
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Noa June 9, 2012 at 12:04 pm

I keep re-reading this, and it keeps being crazy.

Thank you.

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Kristi June 9, 2012 at 5:03 pm

Oh no(a), thank you ;)

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Banana Stickers July 5, 2012 at 9:22 pm

SO HAPPY to see that Bitches Gotta Eat is on here. Samantha Irby is so fucking fabulous it hurts.
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Noa September 25, 2012 at 8:22 pm

She is my idol.

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dotlife July 11, 2012 at 7:06 am

oh crap I added your i support funny bitches on my page anyway. I added it before i saw this because I love your blog, and visited a few pages after reading comments.
Im not sure if im funny har har, but im defo funny looking does that count?
If not who cares I still think you are all awesome (Can still show the link on my page i will remove it willingly :( )

May I also point you in the direction of Unedited written by Jen http://jennifer-daiker.blogspot.co.uk/

reason being when i started my very first blog (I see you see) which no longer exhists I emailed her and she gave me lots of help and friendly advise through her I learned how to use Blogspot and how to write posts. She was most supportive and I would to see her with you guys. ps she has no idea im sending this.
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Noa September 25, 2012 at 8:24 pm

You are my hero right now slamming a double nomination at me. Can’t wait to read your and Jen’s!

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dotlife July 11, 2012 at 7:07 am

*i would love*
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Angie July 25, 2012 at 2:54 pm

This list is awesome, except now I have even more stuff to read! Thanks a damn lot!
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Noa September 25, 2012 at 8:24 pm

Anytime.

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Zena Zee August 5, 2012 at 2:05 pm

I volunteer as tribute, because that’s what I do, as being nerdy is fun. And slightly dangerous at my age. At least with my blog, you can look back and remember the bad ‘ole days, and thank whatever-the-hell-you-worship you’re not in high school anymore.
And yes, I am enough of a blabbering blithering buffoon that I wrote a while post to pretend I was funny. Sorry, it’s the teenage hormones, makes us over-compensate and afraid of the light. Probably not related.

THE SUN, IT BUUUUUUURNS!
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Noa September 25, 2012 at 8:25 pm

NO KATNISS. NO DON’T GO.

Sorry, got into a hunger games remembrance montage and couldn’t pull out in time. Which is exactly why Katniss has a child at the end. BLAM.

You’re on the nominations list!

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Christine August 28, 2012 at 11:22 am

Holy. Shit.

This is exactly what I’ve been looking for. Like, my whole life, I’ve been all “Where them funny bitches at?” and now I’ve found them (note: I sometimes talk like a ganster, even though I’m the whitest chick ever. I’m so white, I always have to buy the lightest foundation ever made in order to match my face. Because otherwise, I look like I’m trying to appear tanned using makeup. Which doesn’t work. Because I’ll always be a white chick. Also, I tend to ramble.)

This is now my new goal in life. Screw attempting to get my hick boyfriend to propose to me (which has gotten my 22 year old ass grounded http://crazywithasideofvanilla.blogspot.ca/2012/02/i-am-22-years-old-and-im-currently.html), I’m after a membership in the LoFB.

Also, I love hand puppets. (http://crazywithasideofvanilla.blogspot.ca/2012/04/dr-christine-like-dr-phil-but-way-more.html)

And shameless self-promotion. Holla, bitches!
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Noa September 25, 2012 at 8:26 pm

I saw puppets and said, “Fuck yeah.”

You’re on the nominations list!

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Winopants September 17, 2012 at 1:04 pm

Ah! Finally, after slogging around the internets, past talk of diapers and overly adorable pets, I have found what I was looking for: Funny Bitches.
I would love to be included someday, though I realize a period of polite stalking is usually in order first..
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Noa September 25, 2012 at 8:30 pm

Polite stalking is not always required, but is kind.

You’re on the nominations list!

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Molly Dugger Brennan September 25, 2012 at 4:24 pm

I am so happy to have found you. I would love to be part of this group. I’m Southern, so I am willing to bake a pie and send a thank you note to whomever is in charge of membership. I just posted a fresh story in my blog entitled “Fifty Shades of Grunt” that speaks for me. Oh, I am just so excited. Besties forever, and I don’t mean that in a creepy way, but in a “I’m so glad they are others out there” way. Wait is that creepy?
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Noa September 25, 2012 at 8:30 pm

I’ve got you on the nominations list! Can’t wait to read it.

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Kristi September 25, 2012 at 9:26 pm

Ok…ok. Maybe it’s because I’m drunk or maybe because I need to feel validation.

Nah, I want the button. The shiny black “this means I’m part of something awesome!” button and as I continue to do the writing thing and drinking thing, I care. I really really Shrek-like care.

Really, really.
Actually, when it all comes down to it, I can beg like a mofo.
Please consider this drunken blogging fool.
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Azara October 1, 2012 at 9:01 pm

I was accused by a co-worker of making up the Seinfeld-like stuff that happens to me. After working with me for a few years and getting a front-row seat to my mishaps, she apologized and acknowledged my title as Queen of Calamity. Does that count as a nomination? Supporting documentation can be found under the “fun stuff” label on my blog.
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Azara October 2, 2012 at 10:31 am

And in typical fashion I gave the wrong label…try “Seinfeld experiences” to really see how I earned my title.
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natalie November 8, 2012 at 10:19 pm

All right. I’m nominating myself, gross I know. http://www.awkwardsexandthecity.blogspot.com. Musings of a an awkward 20-something in NYC and yes, I’m always drunk. And when I’m not having awkward sex to write about, I write about shaving my toe hairs. It’s good fun!
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Julie December 13, 2012 at 9:08 pm

Hi Noa!

You know, I thought I had already commented, but most likely I was just drunk.

But ME, pick ME!

I’d love to be considered for the League of Funny Bitches. I have a spot for the button all picked out on my blog. I am an optimist!

Julie the Moxieblogger
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Toulouse March 22, 2013 at 9:32 am

There is never a superhero league I have longed to be a part of more than this one. I was born to be in the League of Funny Bitches. Please let me in. Just seeing my costume will be worth it.

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Rosie March 27, 2013 at 10:32 am

Hi! Love your site! You brought Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and Half to me and now my life is complete.

Please check out http://www.IcecCreamandDicks.blogspot.com and see if it qualifies for the LOFB. It’s a blog about dating and depression. And.. I think it’s pretty funny. Thank you!

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Rosie March 27, 2013 at 10:33 am

grr… spelled my own site wrong! http://www.IceCreamandDicks.blogspot.com (sorry about that!)
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Darcy Perdu April 7, 2013 at 12:56 pm

Finding your list was like finding a pile of gold covered in Ben & Jerry’s New York Super Fudge Chunk ice cream!

You are amazing for putting this list together — I’m so excited to dig in!

Would love to make the list one day! My blog is about my bodacious blunders, well-meaning relatives, rambunctious kids, exasperating co-workers, naughtyparty games, and delightful/disastrous dating adventures.
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Rosie July 28, 2013 at 11:52 am

I don’t care how far down my page is on this list. I’m on it. Success!

Thank you very much.
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Colleen Morrison September 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm

Okay, my blog is just now getting off the ground, and I hope to goodness I can match up to some of the ones you have listed here! Too funny! We have some greatly funny, talented women on the web :)
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Renee November 10, 2013 at 8:53 pm

Holy shitballs!! I’m already cyberstalking most of these bitches, but I’m so excited to see there are more! I’m pissing myself off with all the !!!!

But, seriously. High fives all around.
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dimwhit May 22, 2014 at 12:34 pm

I’m so happy to finally find this list, I’m almost in TEARS!!! I recently started my blog and was having way too much damn trouble trying to find chicks like me! You know, gals that have a plethora of things to say and aren’t offended by the occasional curse word. OMG. My blogging faith is RESTORED. Thank you. I love you all!

And, if it’s not too much trouble, please consider adding me one day. I’m just a bitch in training, but I’m taking my lessons SERIOUSLY. And maybe, just maybe check out my most recent post. I think you bitches might be the only ones who’d appreciate it.

http://beholdthedimwhit.com/2014/05/22/happy-belated-birthday-donald-sterling/
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Janie October 24, 2014 at 2:26 pm

This is a great list, but you’ve GOT to include http://www.1styearofmarriage.com

It’s a hilarious look at marriage and my absolutely FAVORITE blog!!

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