One little nice word can switch someone’s day from good to bad.
One little kind smile can keep someone from slipping into the realm of assholes and ruining everything for everyone ever.
It’s the holiday times, folks, and time for a PSA from ol’ Noa Geez.
DON’T BE A FUCKING DICK.
That’s right. Service people are here to help you, but not to wait on you hand and foot. They are working jobs that you didn’t hire them to do, so be fucking kind to them.
People driving in cars want the same thing that you do–to worship the idol of consumerism and spending. Remember that as you careen into another Prius that merged with you against your will. Be kind.
People in the mall, in stores, are just shopping–JUST LIKE YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. You can’t be mad at people for doing a thing if you are also doing the thing. Maybe they’re buying gifts for their mom’s last christmas, or for their baby’s first. Maybe that person is Jesus in disguise. OH UH OH WHAT NOW. Be goddamn kind.
Don’t be a dick, you guys. One nice thing changes the tide. One nice thing begets so many, and makes heroes of us all.
Be kind as shit.