Joke-Off: Dick Joke Bestsellers

12/11/2013 · 16 comments

in How Did My Life Come To This, Joke Off

There’s a dick joke in everything.

It’s a sound philosophy for life. Sort of like, “Keep Calm and Carry On,” but for people without souls.

People like you and me. People who don’t hold anything in too high esteem not to make a dirty joke about it, people who hold ‘nothing sacred’, people who can look at even best selling literature and tell it to go fuck itself.

Add your titles into the comments below!

Joke-Off: Dick Joke Bestsellers

  • The Old Man And The Peen
  • A Tale Of Two Clitties
  • The Lion, The Witch, And The Bizarrely Specific Porn Genre
  • The Little Prince Albert
  • Charlotte’s Webcam
  • Valley Of The Realistic Fuckdolls
  • Harry Potter And The Chamber Of BDSM Gear
  • Charlie And The Unfortunate ‘Chocolate Factory’ Fetish
  • The Lovely Boner
  • Much Ado About Anal
  • James and the Giant Peach Flavored Lube Bottle
  • A Wrinkle In Testicles
  • New Poon
  • Nancy Drew The Worst Set Of Keys From The Bowl
  • A Series Of Unfortunate Hookups
  • The Da Vinci Choad
  • War and Pussies
  • Little Women Big Libidos
  • Lord Of The Flying Squirrel Position
  • Sense and Sensibility and Semen
  • The Picture Of Dorian Gray That No One Else Was Ever Supposed To See
  • Treasure Island: Men Need A Map To Find Any Fun Island
  • The Sound And The Fury Of The Neighbors
  • Paradise Lost I Fucking Said I Was Almost There
  • Of Mice And Men: The Saddest Sized Dick
  • Moby Dick
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JP December 11, 2013 at 1:31 am

The ‘Nads of Wrath
Pride & Prostitution
The Dominatrix of Monte Cristo
Are You There God? It’s me, Russell the Love Muscle.
The Great Gagsby

Todd December 11, 2013 at 4:02 am

Of Mice and Men and Prostitutes
Around The World With 80 Hookers
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea With A Prostitute
To Kill A Mockingbird And A Prostitute
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Todd December 11, 2013 at 4:02 am

sorry, I replied to JP, who is really funny. but sorry.
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Jen December 11, 2013 at 9:44 am

Field of Reams

Bright Lights, Big Titties

A Poon With a View

The Lovely Boners

Julie on Julia
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ColinP December 11, 2013 at 10:08 am

Catching in the Rye (A love story)
To Fuck a Mockingbird
Little Women, Big Dicks
The Little Prince and the Giant Dildo
James and the Giant Dildo
Fellowship of the Poon
The Scarlet Vag
Uncle Tom’s BDSM Cabin
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ColinP December 11, 2013 at 10:09 am

The Phantom Queef of the Opera
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human kaszu December 11, 2013 at 10:13 am

Why I Joke Off Every Wednesday
Joking the Chicken that Crossed the Choad
Falling Asleep Eating Cheetos & Waking up with an Orange Dork: a study in guilt
Lies my Mother told Me
Acockalypse N.O.W.
Why Some People Who use the Word “Misogyny” don’t know the Word “Misandry”
If I Wake Up with My Own Erect Penis in My Own Anus, Does that Make Me Gay?
The Whisker Poker
They called Me “Tripod”

human kaszu December 11, 2013 at 10:29 am

Bet You Never Caught your Ovaries in your Zipper
Kandiru’s Revenge
The Renegade Caulker Strikes!
In a Pinch: Unconventional Uses for Congealed Fat atop Cold Chicken Soup (for the Soul)
Roughing Up the Suspect: a Memoir
Self Flagellation for Hedonists

human kaszu December 11, 2013 at 10:54 am

The Worst Paper-Cut Ever
The Sperminator
No, Virginia….Just…No
Throbbin’ Hood: Uncircumcised in New Jersey

human kaszu December 11, 2013 at 10:59 am

Dr. Jackov & Mr. Hyde-the-Salami: a Meditation on the Duality of Man
The Dick Van Dike Show
A Pint Glass Full of Liver: Flying Solo

Misty December 11, 2013 at 2:01 pm

The Sound and the Furries

Romeo & Jizziet

The Boob Theif

Henry the Filth

As You Lick It

Oliver Tits

A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream

The Girl That Fucked the Hornets Nest

The Humper Games

Anal Karenina

Great Ejaculations

The Cock of Monte Cristo

The Suck-it Letter

Prick and Pre-ejaculation
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human kaszu December 11, 2013 at 2:23 pm

Play Misty for Me
Pilgrim’s Priapism
Fast & Furious 8: Soak the Biscuit
A Charlie Brown Catheterization
Slime & Penishment
The Pound & the Slurry

Brad Ruekberg December 11, 2013 at 2:24 pm

VERY Sacred Books splattered w/jism:
The Nude Testament
The Book of Moron
The Bi blue (balls) (admittedly, a very big stretch – ouch!)
The Torah hole thru that bitch!
Dhamma-m’so horny!
The Coran holers (purposely misspelled to discourage Fatwas)
Diaphragm-netics & Scatology: A New Slanted Pussy on Life
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Bill G. December 11, 2013 at 5:57 pm

A sale of two titties.

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