Fine Garden Hotel or “Foine” “Ladygarden” “Fucklodge”?

12/02/2013 · 11 comments

in For The Love Of God,How Did My Life Come To This,Sadist Vagina

Conversation between Adrian and myself in Kyoto, while deciding what to do and where to go for the rest of our vacation.

Adrian: “I found this hotel in Nara that’s only $38!”
Noa: “That’s insane. Is it a hovel? A shack? A bench at the bus stop?”
Adrian: “No, it actually looks really nice, see?”
Noa: “Okay, yeah, it’s not full of bears or anything.”
Adrian: “Really? If that’s your understanding of the difference between nice and terrible hotels, we could stay almost anywhere.”
Noa: “I hate you.”
Adrian: “It…wow..this price includes breakfast the next day. It’s a little far from Nara Park, but hey, $38, right?”
Noa: “Okay, works for me. I’m just waiting to figure out what’s wrong with this place.”
Adrian: “Watch it be a love hotel or something insane like that.”

Yeah. How crazy would that be, right?

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