Sayonara, Buttholes

11/17/2013 · 24 comments

in I Want This.,Social Services

Alright dickmunches, I’ll see on the fucking flip side because my white ass is headed to Japan for vacation.

tumblr_ms209d1Khr1rl4xjfo1_500OHHHHH SHIT YEAH

I’m sailing my twat across the world and I’m gonna fucking discover all that Japan has to offer: food, music, history, culture, art, and entertainment.

tumblr_mrdq0zlGcO1sa24tdo1_500A lot of unexplainable entertainment, apparently.

 We’re going to Tokyo, Kyoto, Nara, Mt. Koya, and Osaka, and it is the trip I have been waiting for all my life. I have always wanted to go. I took 2 years of Japanese in college (thank God because that shit is coming in handy now). I know more than is reasonably necessary about geisha and the history of Japan. I am going to the motherfucking Studio Ghibli Museum and you can all suck my Dickonese.

tumblr_ltap91G9gx1r4cl5no1_500Look at this shit and tell me it’s not the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen. 

I also know that Japan can be so fucking beautiful and modern and historical and so goddamn weird and fun that I am pleased as tittywillows to be going.

tumblr_mk3l286eWR1s4wjo2o4_400Pictured: Tittywillows.

I’ll be gone for two weeks, so unfortunately thanks to packing restrictions and some tight fucking scheduling, we won’t have a Joke-Off until the first week of December. We will, however, have original new content Monday and Wednesdays, and Funny Bitch Friday as always. I will be able to see and reply to comments, however, so comment away. Thanks for hanging with me.

tumblr_mu5f9cdzWe1si7wi5o1_500If you do comment, do so loudly. 

Is there anything that I absolutely have to see or do or buy or eat or wonder about while I’m there? Any challenges for me? I’ll be trying to update you while I’m there, but I will for sure answer your challenges and questions once I get back, in a post. What do you have for me, assfellows?

Add yours into the comments below. I’ll just leave this here as inspiration.

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