Joke-Off: Baby Names To Scare Relatives With

10/22/2013 · 22 comments

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You’ll remember from Monday’s post that I’m playing a fun game with people I love by scaring them with my inability to take anything seriously: I’m jokingly naming my future children the weirdest names I can think of.

So far, I’m winning and they’re disappointed.

It will be a while yet until I have a baby, so I’m gonna have to keep playing this game. Help me out–add your submissions below!

Joke-Off: Baby Names To Scare Relatives With

  • Jazzerus
  • Snowphish
  • Showphish
  • Patchouli
  • SeaShawna
  • Halen Vonn
  • Brett Michaels
  • Job
  • Tygra
  • Oberon
  • Odie
  • Fireflye
  • Maquennah
  • Moonbloom
  • Herringbone
  • Playden
  • Legohe
  • Sayfe
  • Wahterh
  • Therhapie
  • Barrelle
  • Reymohte
  • Mommy
  • Shipoopie
  • Khardashia
  • Cahndelle
  • Boehner
  • Pug
  • Tubah
  • Moshley
  • Subtlety
  • Starscream
  • Poisonne
  • Tyler Durden

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Mayor Gia October 22, 2013 at 11:27 pm

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Todd October 23, 2013 at 3:45 am

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nadine October 23, 2013 at 1:15 pm

i’m gonna call it right now, gaydolf titler will win.
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Celia October 23, 2013 at 1:23 pm

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Misty October 23, 2013 at 2:00 pm

- Billy’D William
– Sincerera
– Honda
– Dennim Dior
– Dakaree
– Couture
– Arthresia
– Temperess
– Paradyxe
– Cereniti
– Extraordinary
– Hennessy-D’oro
– Immaculee
– Sweetie Teah
– Manage a Trois
– Aquanetta
– Mignon
– Kuntasha
– Tosaporn
– Mirror
– London Beauty Queen
– Ikea
– Cinquette
– Geronimo
– Braille
– India Commander
– Sheirmiarmoth
– Blue Desir
– Princeton
– Germany Pride
– Marktavious
– Prayer
– Titia
– Tru
– Idea
– Leather
– Clothilda
– Attavin
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Misty October 23, 2013 at 2:01 pm

Oh, by the way . . . all of the above are ACTUAL names of ACTUAL children, named by their ACTUAL (horrible horrible) parents. Let that one sink in . . .
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Abby October 23, 2013 at 10:07 pm

I know a Decimal and a Sexina, and a Corolla.

Valerie October 23, 2013 at 9:01 pm

I actually told everyone I was gonna name my boy child, should I have one, either Damien or Microwave.

Needless to say, I had girls.

Hugs!

Valerie
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Lovelyn October 23, 2013 at 9:07 pm

Frunk (boy)
Shemple (girl)
Commatary (girl)
Melonbepple (unisex)
Harigoten (boy)
Brunta (girl)
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Beth October 24, 2013 at 10:50 am

Oh my….I went to school with an “Oberon”. And I think “Tyler Durden” the possibly the most fantastic name ever.

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