Joke-Off: Unthinkable State Fair Foods

09/10/2013 · 19 comments

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A friend of mine posted this on Facebook the other day.

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For the love of Big Tex (may he rest in peace), what in the fuck is this shit? These are just the featured foods, and for sure not the only ones you’ll see there. Last year was fried Margaritas and Beer, which tasted exactly like you’d expect: domestic violence.

This is unreal, but I bet we can come up with some ideas for them for next year. Add your submissions into the comments below and we’ll vote for a winner tomorrow!

Joke-Off: Unthinkable State Fair Foods

  • Fancy Feast on a Ritz Rolled in Chocolate
  • Taco Salad on a stick
  • Ramen Noodle Waffle Cone
  • Charro Bean Ice Cream
  • Deep Fried Ghost Pepper Salsa
  • Wheel(barrow) of Cheese
  • Deep Fried Butter Sculpture
  • Butter Popsicles
  • Solo Cup Popsicles
  • Cilantro In A Sugar Cone
  • Brown Banana Split
  • Baked Potato Ice Cream
  • Curly Tofu
  • Pupperoni Pizzas
  • Ecstasy Cotton Candy
  • Deep Fried Wedding Cake Vodka
  • Marshmallow Boxing Gloves
  • Dashboard Cookies
  • Ghost Pepper Bearclaws
  • Ice Chip Tacos
  • Raw Bacon Face Slap
  • Leg Of Beef
  • Buffalo Popsicles
  • Mac And Cheese Brass Knuckles
  • Tacos Shaped Like The Facebook Like
  • Caesar Salad Burritos
  • Prime Rib Cigar
  • Deep Fried “It’s A Girl” Cigars
  • Deep Fried Helium Balloons
  • Deep Friend Wedding Rings
  • Hushpuppy Hawaiian Lei
  • Calzone Pillow
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From Valerie: Wow… We have Dine In AMC theaters here that are not only glorious, but have certain rooms where children are not allowed. And they serve alcohol… It’s my happy place. I’m so sorry for your loss.
Todd September 10, 2013 at 11:33 pm

Deep-fried paternity lab results
Cheese-log-on-a-this-family-tree-don’t-fork
Bucket-O-Road-Kill
something known as “Too Much Butter For Paula Dean”
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Mayor Gia September 11, 2013 at 6:38 am

Deep fried crystal meth
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Tabitha Crow September 11, 2013 at 8:26 am

Methsicles
Deep Fried Sweat-Stained Wife Beater undershirt
and my personal favorite (and what my kid needs, like, ALL the time) A Ritalin Salt Lick
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nadine September 11, 2013 at 8:58 am

Cake Funnel (a beer bong of cake batter)
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nova September 11, 2013 at 10:02 am

I saw deep fried butter at the Calgary Stampede this year. ugh
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Roxie September 11, 2013 at 11:55 am

Deep fried pig spleen

Roxie September 11, 2013 at 11:55 am

Deep fried cow urethra

Roxie September 11, 2013 at 11:56 am

Goat udder on a stick

Roxie September 11, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Spicy gator tail

Roxie September 11, 2013 at 12:01 pm

Deep fried hog hair

Roxie September 11, 2013 at 12:01 pm

Pickled dandruff

Dana the Biped September 11, 2013 at 12:20 pm

Taco Bell
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Misty September 11, 2013 at 1:55 pm

Am I the only one who thinks loaded avacado crispy fries sound like heaven? Just me then? Ok. Sorry.

Deep fried Beleiber tears

Deep fried Big Mac

Deep fried Red Bull

Deep Fried Key Lime Pie Martini

Deep Fried Angst & Regret

Deep Fried Baby Fetus

Deep Fried Cow Patties
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Kenny September 11, 2013 at 2:14 pm

Deep-fried mint ice cream sprinkled with feta toe-cheese

ColinP September 11, 2013 at 3:06 pm

Panco encrusted deep fried stick

A shot of hot sauce and a punch in the neck

Chicken fried chicken poop

Pick your own rocky mountain oysters (gelding knife and bull provided)

Punch in the face

Cow pie mudslide
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Jaclyn September 11, 2013 at 4:24 pm

Ok not to be a fat ass about it, but I’m pregnant so I’m actually imagining all the glorious non-joke deep fried things that should be. Like deep fried s’mores. Because, ok, why has no one done that yet ?

Banana Stickers September 11, 2013 at 6:43 pm

Deep-fried Wilford Brimley’s sugar-coated pancreas
Butter-coated Paula Deen’s cooter on a stick
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Klaudia September 11, 2013 at 6:59 pm

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Bill G. September 11, 2013 at 7:24 pm

Deep fried ass nuggets.

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