Today at lunch:
Terry: I’m a Hufflepuff–I want to be. I want a Hufflepuff shirt.
Nick: I’m either a Gryffindor or a Ravenclaw.
Noa: Oh, the two coolest houses? Big surprise you think you’re a combo of both.
Nick: And you are?
Noa: Hufflepuff, motherfucker. Badger pride.
Noa: Not lame. JK Rowling was sorted into Hufflepuff too!
Nick: That’s just what she tells everyone so Hufflepuffs don’t feel bad about being awful.
Terry: I just found a Sorting Hat quiz. Let’s settle this.
-10 Minutes of Silent Quiz Taking-
Noa: Fair enough. Sorting hat is never wrong.
Nick: That’s very Hufflepuff of you to just kind of sit back and accept your fate. Just start a bonfire and roast marshmallows because it’s all cool man.
Terry: That sounds nice, actually.
Noa: At least I’m not arguing with the all-knowing Sorting Hat like some people. You know, Gryffindors.
Nick: Harry Potter was a Gryffindor.
Noa: Almost a Slytherin. Also? We have Cedric Diggory.
Terry: What do you think Adrian is?
Noa: Slytherin. Nick, what do you think your girlfriend is?
Nick: Slytherin, probably.
Terry: They’re both terrible people?
Noa: Not all terrible. Not all Slytherins are bad. Half of Slytherin House joined the Battle of Hogwarts on the good side!
Terry: Once they figured out it would be most advantageous of them to join the good side, but that’s the only reason.
Nick: When we go to Universal Studios, we’ll all get House Stuff and have a party and make everyone sit with their houses.
Noa: We’ll get class rings, too, and we’ll do a Butterbeer Ring Dunk at the Three Broomsticks!
Terry: You guys realize we’re all too goddamn old to do this, right?
And that’s why I can’t hold down a real job!– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Abby: I was helping a woman at work yesterday and I thought she was being a gigantic bitch. But about 10 minutes into the appointment I realised she just had a really heavy German accent and was only being a tiny little bitch. Then I realised that I didn’t care and stopped listening to her all together. Customer service is my THANG!