Funny Bitch Friday: Keepin’ It To Myself

09/05/2013 · 6 comments

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We all have an inner dialogue about everyone in our lives. We’re thinking of conversations we’d like to have, arguments perfectly planned that will never happen, fantasies that won’t come true, and assholes corrected. Those thoughts fall away, never to be heard or known again.

Except for Keepin’ It To Myself, a fantastic blog that’s your inner dialogue brought to life. It’s snarky and shitty and I love it so very much.

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This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Wantanabe
Mayor Gia: C&A: Ohhh I can’t even muster up enough fucks to give about 50shades to participate in this joke off. HOW IS THIS GOING TO BE A REAL GODDAMN MOVIE?!?!
 
Here’s a visual depiction of how I assume the real 50 Shades movie will look. 

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Bill G. September 6, 2013 at 12:06 am

Hehe, love it!

Bill G. September 6, 2013 at 12:09 am

That GIF is a full-blown clusterfuck. Not sure what went wrong there but I’ll remember this the next time I get pissy that the side door at work is locked.

Mayor Gia September 6, 2013 at 6:41 am

The fact that my entry won that jokeoff restores my faith in the internet just a tiny bit.
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Lovelyn September 6, 2013 at 10:41 am

I love finding now funny blogs. Thanks for introducing me to Keepin’ It to Myself. I love what I’ve read so far.
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Dana the Biped September 6, 2013 at 12:16 pm

I spent the entire commute home yesterday, alone in my car, arguing with the TSA.
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Bill G. September 7, 2013 at 6:16 pm

And I’m sure arguing with them is about as productive as arguing with Crackhead Bob.

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