Funny Bitch Friday: Karisa Tells All

08/09/2013 · 5 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

I know two Karisas, and they’re both fucking hilarious. Name your children Karisa if you want them to be pretty and funny and also brunette and adorable, because they are both these things.

Luckily for you, one of them writes down all her adventures and thoughts on Karisa Tells All. She’s not being hyperbolic about the whole “tells all” part, either. You want Farts? Wedding Cakes? She’s got ‘em all.

Farts In Four Vignettes

The 5 People You Meet In Hell

Food I Don’t Understand

A TV Show For Every Occupation

Getting A Haircut Is Awkward

Happy Friday!

This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Wombat Is:
Jen: ARIEL: “Look at this stuff! Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think my collections complete?”. (Ummm, Bitch, no. You’re a hoarder).
Your day is going so much better than this girls!

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Mayor Gia August 9, 2013 at 6:54 am

I guess that’s cunt-punching? Awesomesauce
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Misty August 9, 2013 at 7:48 am

Seems like a reasonable chain of events.
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Karisa Tells All August 9, 2013 at 10:06 am

Yayyy thanks for featuring me! And I’m honored you included my farts post haha. It’s some of my finest literary work.
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Dana the Biped August 9, 2013 at 12:25 pm

Dear Karisa,

You manage to look cute with a spoon in your mouth, in a photo of you with creepy not-Barbies, and falling off a chair. I can’t manage to look decent without those things. Would you mind very much if I hated you a little bit for that?
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