Wisdom is one of those things that is so mysterious. You can’t shove your wisdom into someone else, they have to be willing to take it.
Wait. No, that’s sort of rapey.
Wisdom is not inherent, it’s learned, and it’s something that so few people will understand.
Shit. That’s sort of racist, right?
Fuck it. Tender Nuggets is a blog full of funny wisdom and insight and a weird type of cuteness and you should read it. There’s not rape and racism.Thursday Throwdown Whoodamus Is: Colin P: Actual conversation I had with a ticketing agent while checking in: Me: “So what you’re telling me is that you don’t have a baggage transfer agreement with the airline for my connecting flight when I arrive in Las Vegas. And that I have to wait for my bag at the carousel and then go check back in, go back through security and then run the entire length of the airport to get on my connecting flight in an hour and the flight is already 20 minutes behind and this strikes you as something that can be accomplished?” Them: “Yes.” Me: “Have you been randomly drugged screened lately? Because if not that needs to happen…” Way to go! This guy is super proud of you.