Funny Bitch Friday: My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

07/05/2013 · 4 comments

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I’m always on the lookout for something new to bring to The League of Funny Bitches. Funny comes in many forms, not just text blogs or webcomics, though they tend to vastly dominate the market.

However, a wonderful gem pops up once in a while that I have to share. Recently I stumbled onto My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter, a Pinterest board that is perhaps the most genius one I’ve ever seen.

This board follows the style and life of uber-pretentious (and slightly Paltrow-esque) Quinoa, an imaginary but unbelievably stylish toddler and all her other appropriately trendy-named friends. It is fucking glorious. Follow it right now.

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This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Whomp Is:

Mayor Gia: Mommy drinks because you’re an asshole

Your life wouldn’t have been ruined if your parents threw you that, but it would have if this happened.


Mayor Gia July 5, 2013 at 9:08 am

Aww that gif was almost magnificent! Good thing he had a helmet on.

Also I love that blog. And quinoa. Because, delish.
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Tiffany Beveridge July 5, 2013 at 9:48 am

Wow, really?! I made it into The League? HOORAY!

Rosie July 5, 2013 at 8:03 pm

Hahhaha too funny.
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Valerie July 6, 2013 at 7:37 am

I’m going to start performing the Cell Phone Heimlich on everyone I meet from this day forward. This I vow.

I should also probably do a textile cleanse…


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