Funny Bitch Friday: That Bad Advice

06/14/2013 · 4 comments

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I have a shameful and unflinching addiction to advice columns. There’s something so profoundly voyeuristic about reading other people’s problems and how fucked up some people really are. Half the time, I feel bad for the advice seekers because they seem to be in a situation with little outside help.

The other half of the time, I’m wondering what personality disorder causes people to write in to shit like that, because all they want to hear is how right they are.

That’s where That Bad Advice comes in. It takes letters to advice columnists and gives the original letter-writer the bad advice they wanted to hear. It’s snarky and perfect.

I Can’t Wait To Get Married Right After I Make Sure I Don’t Have Any Other Options Still Waiting Out There!

Ladies Be Shoppin’/Men Be Leavin’ The Seat Up Part 837592

I Wonder What My Incarcerated Ex-Boyfriend Is Up To These Days.

My Father Is Happily Married To A Nice Lady With Nice Kids, And It’s Killing Me Inside

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Mayor Gia: Most Likely to Show Up in a Porno

Congrats! Here’s hoping you feel as cool as this dude.

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Mayor Gia June 14, 2013 at 6:56 am

Ha! I wish I could give bitchy passive agressive advice professionally, instead of just to my friends. (I kid, I kid).

Also yayy! And that slide thing is terrifying. Seriously. What the actual fuck is that?!
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Dana the Biped June 14, 2013 at 3:21 pm

There is now pee in that pool.
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Scarlett June 18, 2013 at 1:33 am

Haha you’re definitely not alone – I love reading advice columns, half the time it’s like watching a train wreck but you just can’t look away. xx
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