Funny Bitch Friday: Reductress

06/07/2013 · 7 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Ever feel like the news is bullshit? Ever feel like the news is not just bullshit, but also sexist and awful? Ever wish it was at least funny?

Enter Reductress, The Onion of lady business. It is my new favorite thing forever and ever.

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Mayor Gia June 7, 2013 at 6:51 am

YAY YAY YAY! I won some kind of….rainbow penis explosion?

Also Reductress is awesome. Woohoo feminism!
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Emelie June 7, 2013 at 8:29 am

This is fantastic. Thank you.
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Alison June 7, 2013 at 12:21 pm

hahaha thanks for the link, that’s really funny shit.
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Dana the Biped June 7, 2013 at 12:40 pm

I think I’m dating that guy.
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Abby June 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm

I found them a couple weeks ago and felt like I had found my people. True, they don’t know I exist, but that’s how most of my successful relationships go.
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Scarlett June 12, 2013 at 3:09 am

Hahaha! This may well be my new favourite site! x
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