Why All Women Everywhere Don’t Like Your Manly TV Shows Ever

05/27/2013 · 14 comments

in Sadist Vagina,What Is Wrong With You?

I don’t know how to break it to you, but I hate your TV show. I watch it because it’s what you like, and I’m not like regular girls and I won’t nag you and grumble. But, just so you know, I don’t like it for a lot of reasons.

There Is Blood

And I think that’s icky and it hurts my feelings.

The Characters Have Sex

And I hate sex and it hurts my feelings.

There Are Cars

And I don’t get them and it hurts my feelings.

Other Women Are In It

And I am jealous of the attention you pay them and it hurts my feelings.

It Has A Multi-Episode Arc

And that’s too long for me to pay attention to and it hurts my feelings.

The Clothes Are Weird

And I judge them and it hurts my feelings.

The Language Is Bad And Complicated

And it hurts my head and my ears and it hurts my feelings.

The Humor Is Crude

And is not ladylike and it hurts my feelings.

Episodes Are More Than 20 minutes

And I have laundry to do and it hurts my feelings.

It’s About Fantasy/War/Violence/Space/Something Other Than Gossip

And I don’t get it and it hurts my feelings.

I just think that you should know that unless a show contains none of these things, I won’t really like it at all and I think it’s unfair that you make me watch it. No woman ever would like something like this, so please just go watch it with your bros and leave me to my pink drinks and Katherine Heigl.

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