Thursday Throwdown: Terrible Things To Shout In Crowded Spaces

05/16/2013 · 5 comments

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Well, I feel a hell of a lot better about being a terrible person. I’m clearly not doing it well enough.

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Tabitha Crow May 16, 2013 at 7:57 am

Duuuuude. You left mine out! “No body, no crime”. It’s too inappropriate, huh?

Bill G. May 16, 2013 at 11:06 pm

I like it!

Bill G. May 16, 2013 at 11:05 pm

In an old man voice: “Can you help me change my sack?”

Heather Heartless May 20, 2013 at 10:31 am

I’ve shouted out “MY WATER JUST BROKE” before. Everyone was trying to exit a high school football game through the single person exit and I wasn’t feeling it. The crowd parted and everyone stared as all 120 pounds of unpregnant teenage me calmly walked through the opening.

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