Thursday Throwdown: Rejected Greeting Card Categories

05/02/2013 · 3 comments

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I just have to say that there should be “You’re Welcome” cards, because I would use the fuck out of those. Randomly send some to all my family and friends and just sit and wait for the confusion and passive-aggression.

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Banana Stickers May 2, 2013 at 1:35 pm

Ha! I was JUST telling someone how I have the insides to a few Hallmark cards memorized so I can recite them to friends and family while I hand them money for their birthday or miserversary or whatever the fuck the reason is to need to give someone a card. These are way better.
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Bill G. June 26, 2013 at 12:40 am

For Father’s Day this year, my 6 year old daughter hand-made a card that has a flower on the outside. When you open it, it says, “Happy Farter’s Day.” Love it!!

Bill G. May 2, 2013 at 7:53 pm

Here’s a couple of too-late entries (I was inspired by family):

– Thanks for starting a fight at Thanksgiving dinner that resulted in the cops being called. It’s always so special when you make everything about YOU!!

– Thanks for talking non-stop about your medical problems at Thanksgiving/Christmas/family dinner. Maybe next time you can make somebody actually puke instead of just the usual sour faces and groans.

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