Funny Bitch Friday: Everything Is Terrible

05/03/2013 · 7 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

If Everything Is Terrible, then nothing is, right?

EIT is the world’s best time-waster. Hundreds upon hundreds of old (and shockingly not-that-old) VHS tapes converted and recut to enhance the stupidity of what they were to begin with. I forget sometimes that everyone in the 90’s had as much access to home recording as we do now…it was just more difficult to share your idiocy. NOT ANYMORE.

Child exploitation and advertising schlock.

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I’m so sorry.

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I’m even more sorry.

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You will never have enough time to go through all of their archives. Enjoy never working again.

This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Winner Is:
A Three Way Tie!
Kristi: My Condolences. You Are Too Stupid To Raise Your New Baby
Lisa @ Who Stole My Baby: No One is Sorry You’re Leaving
Kathleen: Congratulations, you are NOT pregnant!
Congratulations indeed! Here is my reaction upon receiving cards like these.


LisaR @ Who Stole My Baby? May 3, 2013 at 9:00 am

Lol, what the hell is happening in that GIF? That guy looks like he’s riding an invisible horse, or trying to do Gangnam style in skates? Hilarious.
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Emelie May 3, 2013 at 2:50 pm

All of this. Fantastic. Can’t form sentences properly due to mind being blown.
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Laura May 4, 2013 at 9:50 am

Holy guacamole, have you looked at EITs “About” page? My brain hurts…:-)

Bill G. May 4, 2013 at 3:40 pm

Yeah, I didn’t catch much of that. I’m probably not doing the right drugs.

Lisa Newlin May 4, 2013 at 1:15 pm

I feel like the pose from the aerobic self-defense video could be combined with the I got gas commercial to really create something special.

I had no idea this website existed, but I suspect it will be an even bigger time suck than googling videos of puppies playing together.

Time. Suck. (But totally worth it.)
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Becky May 6, 2013 at 8:14 am

Is that Jennifer Garner in the kissing video?

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