Funny Bitch Friday: Beth Evans

05/31/2013 · 4 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Beth Evans, AKA Butthorn, is my spirit animal.

I suspect she is yours as well.

ONWARD, COMICS THAT SPEAK TOO DEEPLY TO MY CURRENT LIFE AND SITUATION.

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This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Wiener Is:
Kelly: Regardless if you’re in the ocean, a tower, the forest, or apparently in a coma, your makeup and hair will be FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!
May you soar with the eagles and also gospel preachers.

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Mayor Gia May 31, 2013 at 6:52 am

Hahahah I love these comics. I could never, ever, ever do the no battery on my phone thing. I’m a preparer.
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Misty May 31, 2013 at 1:27 pm

Holy shit, that first comic is MY ENTIRE LIFE.

“I hate my job and want to quit.”

“Well, what do you WANT to do?”

“I don’t know.”

“What about this?” “No.” “How about that?” “No.” “Well then, you might like this?” “Never.”

Continued ad infinitum until they find me dead at my desk at the advanced at of 89 . . .
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Valerie June 1, 2013 at 8:55 am

Once I forgot my phone and didn’t notice til I went to work. I actually left work to go home and get it…. After having a full blown panic attack. Phone addiction ain’t no joke, people.

Hugs!

Valerie
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Laura June 2, 2013 at 12:08 pm

Oh I love picking usernames, my favorite is when they tell me that “pokihyje3456y7uyjhny6w45rgfc4″ is already taken, please try another
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