Thank you Jen, Queen of The Joke-Offs and of Portland, for this suggestion.
Put your submissions into the comments. Winner of the Throwdown tomorrow wins a nonsense gif, of which I have hundreds and hundreds (which correlates to the amount of time I have do to weird shit like this)!
Joke-Off: Rejected Girl Scout Cookie Names
- Illuminati Chow
- Indoctrination Snappers
- Prepping For A Mary Kay Life
- The Devil’s Treats
- We Could Put Crusted Scabs In These And You Wouldn’t Even Care
- This Is Basically Child Drug Muling!
- Dr. Oz Will Tell You Not To Eat These Soon
- Fuck Your Insulin
- You’ve Waited Longer For These Than For Sex On Your Last Date
- Boy Scouts Sell Popcorn And No One Cares
- You’ve Tried To Fuck A Samoa
- Now Who Has The Cookies In The Van?
- Better Than The Hemsworths
- We Could Sell These All Year, But The CEO Gets Off On Your Pain
- McRib Flavor: Now You’re Fucked
- This Is Delicious Child Labor
- Fundraiser Bar-Setter: Fuck Your Gift Wrap
- You Came
- Tucker Max Of Snack Foods
- You Lie To Your Children About Having Me
- There’s Porn About These
—Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From LisaR @ Who Stole My Baby?: You can get drunk at Disneyland, and no one will judge. And the Pocahontas show is way more entertaining with alcohol than with kids.