There is a theory in Quantum Physics that says that a new world is created with every single decision or action that there is to take. For instance, this morning at breakfast when you chose to eat a grapefruit, you created hundreds of new worlds where you chose to eat Kix, a steak, durian, and a person maybe.
This means that for every shitty decision you’ve made, there’s a world where you made a good one. This also means that this is true for everyone else in the world. There are even some theories that postulate that all works of fiction are, in actuality, just far-removed versions of our own world lapping over in thought in ours.
This can mean some really awesome or really terrifying consequences for the innumerable worlds that have been created.
And on that happy note, let’s think of the funniest ones we can! Add your submissions into the comments below, and if you win the voting on Thursday, you win a nonsense gif from the absurdly large file of nonsense gifs I’ve collected.
Joke-Off: Possible Consequences Of The Multiverse Theory
“In Some World…”
- Taylor Swift is the equivalent of Maya Angelou
- Donald Trump is a well-respected, well-mannered billionaire
- Snooki is Kate Middleton
- The Real World is real
- Everyone ramps their cars into parking spaces instead of driving them
- We domesticated dragons instead of horses
- Velociraptors are what we eat for Thanksgiving Dinner
- Disney World openly doesn’t allow Jews because Walt Disney was never stopped
- We show love with a firm tit/nut squeeze instead of a hug
- Everyone is puppets
- Dinosaurs are still around, and we have enslaved them into Zoos
- We live alongside Neanderthals
- Twilight is held in such esteem as Pride and Prejudice
- All cell phones are shaped like hot dogs
- All hot dogs are made from dogs
- You can wish your hair into any color you want
- Your hair is a mood ring
- Farts are the primary mode of transportation
- Dogs are giant assholes like cats are
- Everyone’s biggest fear is mustard contamination
- Everything is exactly like The Sims, where sometimes Death can come to your house and hang out with you
- Mashed Potatoes are a form of currency
- Lori from The Walking Dead isn’t the worst fucking person ever
- The Queen knights you by Queefing, and that’s why it’s called Queefing
- Ghosts are the primary cause of insomnia with their incessant need to be dicks to everyone
- You can see farts