Funny Bitch Friday: My Rotting Brain

03/15/2013 · 8 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

If there were a blog that perfectly summed up my childhood spent overthinking Are You Afraid Of The Dark and The Mighty Ducks (all iterations of the franchise–team, Emilio Estevez, Cartoon), it would by My Rotting Brain.

I love it. Not only did he (yeah, HE, MOTHERFUCKERS. WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME [sorry about that. I’m all about equality and shit this week]) masterfully dash all my dreams and memories about my favorites shows and movies and games from growing up, he did it so well that I laughed my ass off for hours.

The Mighty Ducks? More Like The Mighty Dicks

Rotten Review: The Tale Of The Lunar Locusts

Random Review: Masters Of The Maze

Are You Afraid Of The Dark Review: Tale Of The Quicksilver

A Guide To Winning At Monopoly

Fruity Pebbles and Holiday Poverty

Unsolved Mysteries: The Devil’s Backbone

Bye bye, Friday!

This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Winner Is:

Jen (who has now technically won her own Joke-Off): Whore-e-Ohs

Fucking spectacular. You earn a League Of Funny Bitches Badge, which is better than a Girl Scout Badge because it’s animated and makes no sense!

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Mayor Gia March 15, 2013 at 6:51 am

OMG THE CAT GIF. I love I love. IT’S CINCO DE GATO!
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Bill G. March 15, 2013 at 10:26 am

This is your cat after some nachos and a margarita.

LisaR @ Who Stole My Baby? March 15, 2013 at 8:37 am

I can’t quite take my eyes off that cat. I think, “Maybe she won’t do it again,” and then QUE??? She does it again. I doubt I’ll get any work done today. Thanks for that.
LisaR @ Who Stole My Baby? recently posted..Crossing the street is no fun for anyone.

Laura March 15, 2013 at 10:45 am

Damn it, I can never get work done because of Funny Bitch (or Dick?) Fridays! Not that I would get any work done on a Friday anyways…
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NATurally Inappropriate March 15, 2013 at 11:19 am

Only Jen could win her own joke-off…
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Mike! March 15, 2013 at 3:05 pm

I am truly honored.

Just wait until you stumble upon my reviews of workplace training videos from Wendy’s and Chuck E Cheese.

Misty March 15, 2013 at 6:40 pm

Oh Jen. You are just too good.

Noa, I think we should just change this to a weekly vote on which of JEN’s joke-off submissions should win. It would just make it easier on everybody, really.
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