What’s the secret to life? Cyanide & Happiness!
Lame. I hate that I wrote that joke.
QUICK, when you think of marriage, what’s the first thing that comes to your head? Cyanide & Happiness!
What the fuck was that even? Are you shitting me with that joke?
What’s the best possible set of names for twins? Cyanide & Happiness.
Better.
I didn’t nail the jokes even a little bit, but C&H do every single day. Some of the laughs are genuine, some are wrought from sheer, “oh shit, that’s terrible,” that makes even me, the queen of the blackhearts, squirm sometimes. They’re fantastic.
They have an archive spanning to 2005. Goodbye, productivity.
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This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Winner Is:
Jen: Best performance by an Inanimate Object (A two-way tie between Lincoln’s hat and Kristen Stewart)
Congrats again, Jen! Here’s a nonsense gif for you and for all of those hopes and dreams you dash every Thursday.










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Ha! When I first discovered them, I stopped everything and read all the archives (probably like 2-3 years worth at that time). Hilarious.
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Not only are they hilarious, but I learned if I write things on my hand before I hit people, it’s totally acceptable.
Hugs!
Valerie
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All very funny… but WTF is that thing? Is that something from Star Wars?
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Hahaha, I love C&H. My friends and I have been sending those to each other since the early college days. And yay! The category I voted for won! Huzzah!
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Cyanide and Happiness is my raison d’etre. And by “raisin d’etre” I of course mean excuse to avoid work like a case of the clap.
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Goddamnit! These kinds of comic strips always make me feel terrible about myself. How come *I* can’t draw a stick figure that doesn’t have an accidental back-below-the-leg-V penis?
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