When I was growing up, I was told that little girls should be seen and not heard. I was told that they should be kisses and sunshine and sparkles and joy.
Fuck that. You know what real girls are made of? Curls and Cusses.
This blog lives up to its name, and packs that special punch of also being fucking funny.
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This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Winner Is:
Johi: “I sleep 8-10 hours every night, then I wake up refreshed and ready to start the day.”
Congratulations, Johi! Here’s a nonsense gif of how I feel every day in this universe, where I cannot sleep.
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Curls and Cusses is a great addition to the league! I don’t know if she’s a bitch like the rest of us, but she is funny for sure.
In other news, I can’t believe that I won a joke off. I was all “meh” when I wrote it. Probably because I’m thisclose to being in a sleep deprivation coma.
Johi recently posted..Cautionary Tales of Sudden Death.
I’m pretty sure I once dated a guy who couldn’t tell the difference between sex and a pot roast.
Dana the Biped recently posted..Because PRIORITIES.
Hehe, love it. My big sister once told me a great classic when I was 8 and she was 14: “Why don’t you go play a nice game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself.”
I am sensing a new Thursday Throwdown theme: Rejected Girl Scout Cookie names. Bam! You’re welcome.
PS: I would buy the shit out of a box of Somalis or Poppin’ Tag-A-Longs
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Haha! Shake and shake a ketchup bottle, none will come and then a lot’l.
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I learned a lot about what is considered “sexy” by Cosmo. This just confirms my belief that the writers of Cosmo are alien beings.
I didn’t even see this! Thanks so much for featuring me! You’re really helping me get my blog out there and I appreciate it a ton.
Also, we will be seen AND fucking heard.
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