Thursday Throwdown: Honest Academy Awards Categories

02/28/2013 · 1 comment

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If I hear one more person talk about how brave a sex scene is, I swear I’m going to beat the shit out of them with firemen and military members and sick little children who smile and fight all day when I can barely bring myself to turn off Netflix.

That said, I would love to hear the speech accepting it.

“I just knew when I was a little girl, all I ever wanted to be remembered as is an assy blur in front of Mickey Rourke.”

I’m getting really carried away here. Vote for as many as you want!

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Dana the Biped February 28, 2013 at 2:35 pm

These award categories are actually a lot classier than three-quarters of the after parties…
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