Funny Bitch Friday: How It Should Have Ended

02/15/2013 · 6 comments

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Because I don’t have enough things to do to fill my days, I spend a lot of time thinking about alternate endings to books, stories, TV shows, and movies. What would have happened if he walked back through the door? How different would Pretty Woman have ended if it were even kind of accurate? What would Ghostbusters have been if everyone signed on for the third?

How It Should Have Ended is here to solve that problem for all of us.

There are more than you can possibly watch in weeks–adios Fridays!

This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Winner Is:

Kathleen: The ability to save her own damn self, thanks anyway.

Kathleen, you deserve to win more than this, but this is all I have to give.

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Mayor Gia February 15, 2013 at 6:49 am

Why is he fumbling the tape measure?! WHAT MAGICAL TAPE MEASURING DEVICE IS HE TRYING TO SELL?!?!
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Sarah February 15, 2013 at 10:38 am

And why is it the President’s fault? What does the president have to do with tape-measure fumbling (which sounds like a euphemism for something dirty, but so do most things in my mind)?
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NATurally Inappropriate February 15, 2013 at 12:35 pm

I’m with Gia– why is he fumbling the tape measure!!!
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Bill G. February 15, 2013 at 8:07 pm

Pretty Woman, what a crock of shit. Gawd I hate the “hooker with a heart of gold” genre, which has been around since before Shakespeare was an itch in his daddy’s pants. Hollywood Video probably has an entire section for that category, right next to the buddy-cop movies. Somebody please hit that bitch with a brick. If that movie was realistic, it would end with Julia Roberts taking her last fatal hit of crack in a hotel room that looks like a Taco Bell dumpster with Richard Gere on the bed shoving the TV remote up his ass.

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Kathleen February 15, 2013 at 8:43 pm

You like me! You really like me! Sniff… Seriously, though, that’s awesome and reminds me of late night ads in which people are so incompetent they can’t even boil water without setting themselves on fire. “if only they’d had the water boiler 3000, they wouldn’t be covered in 3rd degree burns and cadaver skin!!!!”

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