Funny Bitch Friday: Brittany, Herself

02/22/2013 · 8 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Ever meet (or see on Facebook, or read the blog of) someone and you think they’re so cool and you would do anything to be as quietly awesome as them?

That’s Brittany, Herself for me. I constantly feel like I’m not in control of my body or my creativity or my mouth or my own hands (How many times have I whipped my phone into the cat water bowl this week? FOUR), but I have come to think, in reading, that Brittany, Herself is the antithesis of everything I am.

You’re going to love her.

Erotic Fiction VS Real Life

A Hot Bed Of Sexual Insecurities

Anastasia Steele Was Clearly Not A Mother Of Three

About Utah, Part 1: Homonyms

Whoever Said The Jobs You Have As A Teenager Don’t Shape Who You Are As An Adult Was A Gigantic Liar

Her 2011 TED Talk (WHAAAAAAAAT)

This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Winner Is:
Kristi: My Little Pony Fight Club
I need this in my life, Kristi. Here’s your nonsense gif prize!tumblr_mhkpuqcybf1qdlh1io1_500
Kristi February 22, 2013 at 1:20 am

HOT DAMN!!!!

Now… (Rubbing hands in maniac fashion) To become one of your funny bitches..

Too soon??
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Mayor Gia February 22, 2013 at 6:49 am

My Little Pony – if there isn’t porn devoted to it yet, there would be after that video game…
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Lovelyn February 22, 2013 at 8:49 am

I only just started reading Brittany.Herself a few weeks ago and love it. Good choice.

I thought the My Little Pony Fight Club game already existed. Well if it doesn’t, it really should.
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Johi February 22, 2013 at 9:08 am

Brittany, Herself is my favorite blog. She has it all: Shamelessness, Humor, Style, Authenticity and mad story-telling skills. Everything about her is fabulous. Great choice!
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Dana the Biped February 22, 2013 at 3:40 pm

You know, I’ve always wondered about the whole smut fiction/nobody ever gets their period thing myself. You never see romantic heroines batting their dude’s hands away about halfway through foreplay, all “YOU SHALL NOT PASS.”
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Brittany February 23, 2013 at 1:01 pm

Thank you SO MUCH! This is so rad, and it was awesome sharing a ab with you in New York last year after drinking with the Nick crew!
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KJ March 3, 2013 at 11:05 am

I think the best thing about this post is the fact that I was reading “Anastasia Steele was Clearly Not a Mother of Three” while Spotify was playing “Giving Him Something He Can Feel” by En Vogue. Laughed myself to tears. Thanks for giving me a new favorite funny lady to follow!

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