Thursday Throwdown: Wedding Themes For Terrible Weddings

01/31/2013 · 6 comments

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Every Wednesday, we do a Joke-Off about a topic I make up. On Thursdays, we vote on who is the funniest bitch of us all. Vote for your favorite!

For absolutely no charge, I will assist in the planning of any of these optional wedding themes. I just want to see the look on your families faces when they walk in to this clusterfuck. The saddest part? I went through all your submissions, and on more than 1/4 of them thought, “Oh yeah, I saw that once.” THAT SHOULD NEVER BE THE CASE.

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winopants January 31, 2013 at 2:36 am

If you’ve seen a quarter of these before, I need to start watching Bridezillas!
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Roozal January 31, 2013 at 10:47 am

I shouldn’t admit this, but I tried to convince my husband-to-be that the theme to our wedding should be “Third Time’s a Charm”. Yes, he’s been married twice before.

Sarah January 31, 2013 at 12:23 pm

To be fair, I only voted for ones I’ve attended.
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Dana the Biped January 31, 2013 at 1:04 pm

Is it sad that about 1/4 of these, I thought, “That would actually be pretty fun”?
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Beth February 1, 2013 at 7:35 am

Actually the “Lazy Wedding” things kinda sounds like it could be amazing hilarity.

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