Every Wednesday, we do a Joke-Off about a topic I make up. On Thursdays, we vote on who is the funniest bitch of us all. Vote for your favorite!
Someone knock me up. I have some funny shit to pee on. Also, for those who asked, no, I don’t have anything fun to tell you other than I can get as fucked up on tequila as I want. I suppose I could have also done that while pregnant, but wouldn’t that be morally reprehensible?
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