Funny Bitch Friday: The Party Princess

01/11/2013 · 7 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

I’ve written many a paper and hated on many a Disney aspect–Disney is racist, misogynist, and holy fuck you guys, I love the shit out of some Disney.

I’m deeply ashamed of my love for them, but I, like many others, was taken on that Princess train from a very young age. I was Belle, Jasmine, and Pocahontas for three separate Halloweens, and will admit to seeing Tangled and Brave in theaters, as an adult, with my husband. I also went to DisneyWorld last year with my 5-year-old nieces, and it was neck-and-neck as to who was more excited to be there.

So when I ran across The Party Princess, I was both wary and excited, as I am about most princess endeavors. Written by an artist-turned-party-princess from a sort of, “well, this is happening in my life,” perspective, I can’t get enough. It’s engaging and interesting and funny and I love it.

#1: Becoming Paid Royalty

#2: The Princess Cult

#3: The Parent Nightmare

#4: Change Behind A Dumpster

#5: Princess Comics

#6: Don’t Hit Cinderella With Your Car

This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Winner Is:

Misty: “Loving Mother, Daughter and Friend. Except for you. I always hated you.”

Congratulations, Misty! You win the knowledge that I’ll have that on my headstone, and also this:


Mayor Gia January 11, 2013 at 6:47 am

I am now fascinated by this party princess blog. Excuse me for ten hours.
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Misty January 11, 2013 at 7:43 am

Ha! That’s TOTALLY how I wash my car. How did you know, Noa? And that damn Obama. Universal healthcare and bans on assault rifles totally ruin my car washing groove!
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The Cotton Floozy January 11, 2013 at 12:14 pm

Party Princesses Interrobang. I am going to let all of my princess-dress-wearing-cross-dresser-friends know about this (as the British say) immejiately.

L.A. January 11, 2013 at 7:55 pm

I had Jasmine and Mulan under my belt for Halloween — never got to be Belle, but GODDAMN, I wanted that yellow dress. I’d dress up like a princess today.

L.A. recently posted..I am “the ladies.”

elizabeth-FiP January 12, 2013 at 11:00 am

Funny Bitch Fridays…this shit is ALWAYS legit.

I was rooting around the junkyard I call my office last night looking for a notepad and found one from the amazing and huge pile of gifts you sent my way for my birthday and it made me miss you so fucking hard.

I hope you are well and offending people left and right just like the Noa I know and love.

Bill G. January 12, 2013 at 11:14 am

I don’t know where you got that video of me washing the car.

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