Funny Bitch Friday: Honest Trailers

01/25/2013 · 6 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

I fucking love movies. I think the ability to take a story and turn it into a visual masterpiece is incredible–something that drives us, our society, and our imaginations. They become part of the fabric of our lives. The movie really is a great American art form.

And no matter how good they are, it is so satisfying to fuck with them. I fuck with movies on stage every Saturday night, and ScreenJunkies fucks with them with their Honest Trailers. Every movie trailer makes the movie look fucking incredible–I mean, people went to go see The Talented Mr. Ripley, didn’t they? ScreenJunkies seeks to end that shit, and end it in the best possible way.

Twilight

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Transformers

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Titanic

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The Hunger Games

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The Dark Knight Rises

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Goodbye, Friday.

This Week’s Thursday Throwdown Winner Is:

Jen: “Ask the chuck wagon for an organic, gluten-free, vegan meal. . .you have just been killed.”

I like to see an Oregonian win an Oregon Trail challenge that also alludes to hipsters. Winner winner, tofu-chicken dinner. Here’s your prize!

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Mayor Gia January 25, 2013 at 6:42 am

Is that a burrito? Oh, I could totally kick ass at THOSE olympics.
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Misty January 25, 2013 at 7:42 am

Cool. I wasn’t looking to get any work done today anyway.
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Bill G. January 25, 2013 at 12:48 pm

The Talented Mr. Ripley gets 83% on Rotten Tomatoes. I saw that movie and thought it fucking sucked. Rotten Tomatoes is generally pretty reliable but they just plain missed on this one.

I really got sucked in by the trailer for Jacob’s Ladder. That movie was nothing like the trailer made it out to be and I was really pissed that I threw my time and money at that piece of garbage. This is why I’ve seen 10 movies or less at the theater in the last 15 years. If I don’t like what’s on the DVD player, I’m out a dollar.

Zeki Elke January 26, 2013 at 4:16 am

Is there anybody don’t want to go theaher ?
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Bill G. January 26, 2013 at 12:38 pm

These are freakin’ great. I want to see one done for Out of Africa, the most boring movie in the history of the world that everybody inexplicably loved.

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