Due to family circumstances, I will not be able to do the joke-off this week. I sincerely apologize, but it will return next week. Funny Bitch Friday will continue as scheduled.
To hold you over, here’s some of my favorite stuff that I wrote here:
- Oh Good, You Saved Your Bullshit
- I Don’t Think You’re A Boring Whore
- The Dangerballs Guide to Being The Best At Marriage
- The Original Title Was, “I Have Difficulty Staying Upright,” But That Made Me Sound Like A Whore
- The T-Rex Really Brings Out My Cleavage And The Poor Human Condition
I use the word whore a lot.
Here’s some of my favorite stuff I’ve done for other places:
- Nanny Application: Dowager Countess of Downton
- Parent-Teacher Conference Notes: Anakin Skywalker
- Nanny Application: Guy Fieri
- Top 9 Gifts I’ve Fake-Thanked My Mother-In-Law For
- Sketch Videos I’ve Written/Acted In
Here’s some of my favorite non-LOFB blogs:
Here’s a video of a screaming sheep:
I hope you all had a good Christmas. I will see you Friday.