Due to family circumstances, I will not be able to do the joke-off this week. I sincerely apologize, but it will return next week. Funny Bitch Friday will continue as scheduled.
To hold you over, here’s some of my favorite stuff that I wrote here:
- Oh Good, You Saved Your Bullshit
- I Don’t Think You’re A Boring Whore
- The Dangerballs Guide to Being The Best At Marriage
- The Original Title Was, “I Have Difficulty Staying Upright,” But That Made Me Sound Like A Whore
- The T-Rex Really Brings Out My Cleavage And The Poor Human Condition
I use the word whore a lot.
Here’s some of my favorite stuff I’ve done for other places:
- Nanny Application: Dowager Countess of Downton
- Parent-Teacher Conference Notes: Anakin Skywalker
- Nanny Application: Guy Fieri
- Top 9 Gifts I’ve Fake-Thanked My Mother-In-Law For
- Sketch Videos I’ve Written/Acted In
Here’s some of my favorite non-LOFB blogs:
Here’s a video of a screaming sheep:
I hope you all had a good Christmas. I will see you Friday.
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Well wishes to you and yours. And thank you for the sheep.
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For the record, I don’t think you’re a boring whore and I wish I had gotten a T-rex that brought out my cleavage for Christmas. Actually, just the cleavage minus the T-rex would have been great.
Anyway, hang in there and my thoughts are with you and your family.
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You’re all good, ya gotta take care of the family first. Hopefully this all goes as well as it can and we’ll see you next year, loves.
I just read “I don’t think your a boring whore” and damn, if that men’s health article isn’t full of the most insulting, inane advice I’ve ever seen in a main stream mag. I’m impressed you were able to form such a collected response-I think I would have vomited on the keyboard and left it at that
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Oh, that screaming sheep made me laugh.
And think of Emperor’s New Groove, for some reason.
xo
Hope all is well.
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