Funny Bitch Friday: Dear Coquette

12/27/2012 · 4 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

I am hopelessly addicted to advice columns. I love to judge people, but I feel like a shitty person when I judge, so I read advice columns to watch other people judge and feel good about myself. Like Nero. Or Caligula. All the good people follow my plan.

And then there’s Dear Coquette. Self-described as, “Shady advice from a raging bitch who has no business answering any of these questions.” It’s a little less shady and a little more FUCK YEAH THAT’S RIGHT YOU TELL ‘EM.  The advice is sound, the writing is fantastic, and it’s fucking hilarious.

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Happy Friday! Have a good New Year’s Eve and a Bloody Mary New Year’s Day.

Mayor Gia December 28, 2012 at 7:09 am

I first read this as “dear croquette” which would have been, um, a bit different. Happy new year!
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nadine December 28, 2012 at 4:12 pm

I love it… this is the exact kind of cunty, no-nonsense advice that I’m ballsy enough to give once I’m about 3 Tom Collins into a good evening.

Alyssa December 29, 2012 at 1:46 pm

I loooooove Dear Coquette. I love how she’s hilarious, yet logical. And I love how she sasses teenage bitches who think their summer reading list from university is somehow impressive.

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