Thursday Throwdown: Regrettable Fan Fiction Pairings

11/15/2012 · 9 comments

in Joke Off

Every Wednesday, we do a Joke-Off about a topic I make up. On Thursdays, we vote on who is the funniest bitch of us all. Vote for up to five!

I am deeply ashamed of how much I love cookies and how much I want to read all of this fan fiction. Vote for up to 5!

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Jenna M November 15, 2012 at 9:01 am

I am confused by only two people (as of my voting) that voted for Jeremy Renner/My Vagina. WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS? Who doesn’t vote for that?? I will assume that everyone missed it because of all the other options. It’s the only way to preserve my sanity.

JustJane November 15, 2012 at 9:08 am

I will vote for anything that puts Jeremy Renner in my vagina.

Jen November 15, 2012 at 10:19 am

Back away from Jeremy Renner with your greedy vaginas! My vaj is like The Slayer or The Highlander: THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!
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Jenna M. November 15, 2012 at 10:25 am

Hey, i thought we had an agreement!

Jen November 15, 2012 at 11:10 am

You, my friend, are allowed to partake of the Renner peen.
Jen recently posted..You Had Me At "My Anaconda Don’t Want None Unless You Got Buns, Hon"

Jillian November 15, 2012 at 10:20 am

Dobby the House Elf deserves SO much better than Bella Swan!
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Jaclyn November 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm

You know, I didn’t see the Beavis one at the end. WRITE IN VOTE FOR BEAVIS.
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mandi November 15, 2012 at 3:29 pm

Is it too late to submit vagina v vagina(VvV… As they say on the streets), as it seems Renner wang is quite the top prize!

Dana November 15, 2012 at 7:01 pm

It won’t let me vote? I support anythng that might whip autocorrect into shape! sadsack “program”….

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