Every Wednesday, we do a Joke-Off about a topic I make up. On Thursdays, we vote on who is the funniest bitch of us all. Vote for up to five!
I could have avoided so many of my current problems had I earned even one or two of these. And for your information, with my Print Journalism knowledge, I have a very fulfilling life telling jokes on the internet for nothing at all except the joy and loneliness-ebb I get from reading comments. Vote while I go cry in my snow cone.