Funny Bitch Friday: Crazy With A Side Of Vanilla

11/30/2012 · 5 comments

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Personally, I like my crazy with a side of scotch, but Crazy With A Side Of Vanilla proves me to be quite wrong in my choices. If she’s this funny with vanilla, I’m doing something wrong.

She’s witty. She’s quick. She heartily reminds me of The Bloggess, which apparently in the blog world (I refuse to say blogopshere) is like saying someone’s reminiscent of The Jeez.

Enjoy another lost Friday for amazing reasons.

Dr. Christine–Like Dr. Phil, but way more doable

I am 22 years old, and I’m currently being grounded.

How’s this for a Back From A Holiday Post

An Open Letter To A Fellow Concert-Goer

And this is why I don’t take Taxis

Maybe next Halloween?

And this week’s Winners of the Thursday Throwdown are:
Marina: “Nickleback.”
Jen: “The 19 1/2 Duggar Baby”
Misty: “50 Shades Of Grey Enthusiasts”
Here is your prize, depicting a man I would want haunting me.

Mayor Gia November 30, 2012 at 6:48 am

Haaaaaa! I think JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL is perfect to shout in frustrating situations. Especially when your coworkers are religious and JESUS WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK won’t cut it.
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Misty November 30, 2012 at 7:33 am

Au Contraire. Jesus What the Fuck Fuck Fuck is entirely appropriate at all times. ESPECIALLY amongst the religious crowd. Because, seriously . . . they are the ones who think Jesus controlls shit. And when shit goes tits up, a good Jesus What the Fuck would fit that situation just fine, thanks.
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Marina November 30, 2012 at 10:35 am

Sweet baby Jesus, I won something!
http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pastor-flying-gif.gif

CAN I GET A WITNESS?

And I LOVE the first two posts. Dear God, that was some much needed closure. I live in Florida, and it’s full of old people and rednecks. It’s sort of a Jurassic Park scenario:
stay in the outer counties, because if you journey into the inner counties, eventually, you’ll end up in Polk County (origin of the redneck), which is an atrocious place where things like this happen:
http://www.dmcityview.com/2011/03/31/pics/Cover2.jpg

And you buy your food from places like this:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_9iPe65_-bLA/SgAqvpJ5VcI/AAAAAAAAA_w/0gnbHECqEyM/flea1211.jpg

And you do these things for fun:
http://www.fjcruiserforums.com/forums/attachments/florida/49689d1320972702-redneck-yacht-club-11-12-11-13-100_0035.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lM6ADTK51GM/Smz5bQOWjaI/AAAAAAAAAo8/qmubfM44yn4/s400/Flower_Pots_1.JPG

You won’t make it out of there alive.

Jen November 30, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Much like yourself, Noa, ‘Vanilla’ reminds me of myself 20 years ago. I AM YOUR CAUTIONARY TALE, BITCHES!!!
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