Thursday Throwdowns: Song Titles For Taylor Swift’s Later Years

10/04/2012 · 17 comments

in Joke Off

You motherfuckers had me singing Taylor Swift songs all day. I’m sorry I know so many that I could do that.

Let’s vote, bitches! You can vote for up to 5. WHO’S THE FUNNIEST?

Joke-Off: Song Titles For Taylor Swift’s Later Years

Misty October 4, 2012 at 7:23 am

Dammit, Noa! Just 5? Impossible. There are way too many good ones here!
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Leauxra October 4, 2012 at 8:08 am

It was harder to choose than I imagined. You got some funny bitches on your site…
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Lacey October 4, 2012 at 8:29 am

Teardrops on my Prenup… BEST!
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Mary Lou October 4, 2012 at 9:08 am

First time commenting.
Oh Noa, I lovea you!

Sarah October 4, 2012 at 9:29 am

Good God! It took me fifteen minutes to choose only five!
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Christian October 4, 2012 at 12:11 pm

Pure gold. Now my coworkers are staring at me wondering why I am crying at my desk…

Dana the Biped October 4, 2012 at 12:27 pm

This is why I need to never miss the Internet.
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Juels October 4, 2012 at 12:39 pm

Where can I download a copy of “Fifteen (Ways I F*cked John Mayer)”?

gwen October 4, 2012 at 2:11 pm

I only voted for the ones that made me spit coffee out!

Marina M. October 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Just sayin’.

(I would provide the source if I could find it.)

Kelly W. October 4, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Inappropriate Chappaquiddick reference for the win! I love anyone who can laugh at dead people.

Bill G. October 6, 2012 at 10:19 am

Speaking of dead people, Wikipedia is reporting that Taylor Swift has started dating dead people. Under “Relationships”, it says: “As of summer 2012, Swift is dating Conor Kennedy, the son of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., and the late Mary Richardson Kennedy.” You go, girl! Don’t let female and dead stop your dating action, you gotta be you!

Jen October 4, 2012 at 7:56 pm

I am so fucking psyched for this weekly challenge, you have no idea. It’s almost as much fun as sitting in my office playing “6 Degrees of Jeremy Renner”. . .almost. . .
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Valerie October 4, 2012 at 10:20 pm

After the winners are chosen, can we please make up lyrics and mail to Swift? Please?!?


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Mayor Gia October 5, 2012 at 7:09 am

Ha! That reminds me of the snarksquad a bit. Love their buffy recaps (and 50 shades)
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Bill G. October 6, 2012 at 10:14 am

You people kill me, I’m breaking my ass laughing.

Taylor Songs June 3, 2013 at 3:19 pm

Nice song free download
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