Based on all available historical documentation, October takes it’s sweet time fucking with me as much as it possibly can. It’s the time when cars get stolen, or break down, family gets sick, I get sick, I burst an eardrum, and also MY GODDAMN COMPUTER WILL JUST DECIDE IT DOESN’T FUCKING WORK ANYMORE AND I HAVE TO REFORMAT THE GODDAMN DISK AND LUCKILY EVERYTHING IS STORED ONLINE EXCEPT FOR THE LEAGUE NOMINATIONS LIST.
Yeah. That’s where I’m at today. A complete disk erase and me, sobbing in the corner. Funny Bitch Friday will return as scheduled next week.
In good news, Jen once again (holy SHIT she’s good, you guys) has won our Thursday Throwdown with “I’ll bang you like a tater cellar door in a Tennessee Twister.” She’s having a shitty week for much more legitimate reasons than I, so please go show her some love.
And please keep bringing the funny. It’s the only thing still keeping me alive this October.