Funny Bitch Friday: Forever Young Adult

10/05/2012 · 7 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

Let’s be some readin’ ass bitches today.

I wrote that line, re-read it, and felt bad about myself. I’m going to highlight a blog that does book reviews, and I said that. What am I doing with my life?

NEVERMIND, BECAUSE WE HAVE FUNNY SHIT TO DO.

Forever Young Adult is a fantastic name for a fantastic blog that reviews young adult books (and other things) with maximum hilarity. I love to read, and I love to make fun of things, and this is both of those. I might use the word comedygasm if I didn’t hate that word.

Toto, I don’t think we’re in…oh wait, we are.

Is Sam Claflin Hot Enough To Play Finnick? (Noa’s answer: fuck no.)

Everything Hurts: A Slurlene McDaniel review

A Highly Scientific Analysis of the Downton Abbey Series 3 Trailer

NPR, Why You Gotta Do Me Like That?

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows 7.2, AKA Fuck Yeah Neville Longbottom

and, the one you’ve all been waiting for:

My Safe Word Is DNF (The 50 Shades Of Grey Review)

Thursday Throwdown Winner(s)!
In an exact tie:
Jen: You’re Just Another Husband To Burn (In Your Bed At Night and Then Tori Spelling will Play Me in the Lifetime Movie)
And
Jessica: My Favorite Color is Glitter
 
I seriously thought I’d have like 3-4 people join me in the joke-offs. Nope, 60+. You guys made my whole week, and probably will every single week in the future. Thank you for playing–I can’t wait to see what else you have up your wizardsleeves.
Dana the Biped October 5, 2012 at 12:29 pm

This site and the books they review are why I haven’t done laundry in eight weeks. If I have to recycle underwear next week, I’ll be writing them an angry letter.
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Jen October 5, 2012 at 3:02 pm

Lurlene McDaniels snuff books are more disturbing than German “Scheisse” porn. That bitch has some serious morbidity issues.
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Winopants October 5, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Thanks for passing on the link for FYA. Unfortunately, now I can’t decide which 50 shades of grey review was funnier, yours or Erin. In any case, both made me laugh my ass off. Good times.
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Jaye October 8, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Great link to hilarious site. And I TOTALLY agree about the disappointing casting of Finnick. He’s supposed to be muscle-y and dreamy, but this guy is all pale and pasty. What’s up with all these supposedly “heartthrob” actors being all skinny and ghost-white? This was not a casting for a Twilight movie! The only time Finnick should sparkle is when he climbs out of the water and flings his hair around, a la Baywatch!!

Posh October 9, 2012 at 9:48 am

Thanks for the site shout out!

And Dana the Biped, sorry about your underwear situation.

Natalie the Singingfool October 10, 2012 at 12:49 pm

Thanks for the representation for the nerd-girls. Love reading; love to make fun of shit.
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