A quick quiz to find out if you know someone who is a true badass:
A) Have a kid who sends them love farts?
B) Carry around an extraneous arm?
C) Have the power to marry others?
D) Know what Sasquatch’s taint smells like?
If you answered yes to any of those, then you must already know about Valerie Nunez and the Flying Platypi, who is my new spirit animal (deal with it, Anastasia Steele).
If you answered no to the above, let me introduce you.
Fun Fact: There’s an episode of True Life featuring a man who’s name is Squatch, and now I can’t stop thinking about that twathandle shitting in Valerie’s car.
Happy Friday, Motherfuckers.– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Jessica: “I swipped the first book off the good ol’net in epub version, I ended up downloading it from three different sites as I was sure someone had just hacked out a fake copy. Nope! Ms whats her pickle really wrote it that way. Apparently, since these books are fan fiction, she isnt required to use that silly concept otherwise known as grammar. What really pissed me off was the main characters complete failture to see what this freak was. Any guy who tries to pick you up while buying duct tape and rope should immediately hit the psycho-nut bunny radar.”