“Advice for jerks, written by assholes.”
irby + ian. are my kind of people.
50% written by the badass bitch from Bitches Gotta Eat, this advice blog is everything you’d hope it to be and more. It’s obscenely hilarious, straight obscene at times, and there’s talk of a pubic hair brush fire. I have never been afraid that my crotch would catch fire in the throes of pissing off my neighbors, but now I am.
Here are their most recent posts, but I can guarantee you’ll be lost in the archives all day.
I’m in love.– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Lauren @ Filing Jointly: “I have never-ending dumb thoughts. I am fine with them as long as they stay cooped up in my brain where they belong. They don’t often do that though. Like a couple of months ago on the way to the airport my husband randomly turned to me and was like “Don’t you think the word vestibule is fun to say?” And I of course was like, “That was a dumb as shit thing you just asked me.” But then I couldn’t get the stupid word out of my head and kept repeating it all “VEST-i-bule, vesti-BULE,” and so on and so forth until we were in a very crowded line at security and I looked at the guy examining my boarding pass and I thought I just THOUGHT IN MY HEAD “I wonder if he thinks vestibule is a fun word to say.” And then that dude was like “Vestibule is a fine word ma’am.”