This year, all Americans will vote who gets to be the laughing stock of Jon Stewart for the next 4 years, and everyone’s pretty sad about it. The LOFB voting process is a lot more fun! We also lack negative campaign ads, demands to see proof of funny in written legal form, drug testing, baby kissing, and sexual shenanigans (probably).
I run a gaggle of dangerously insane people with internet access, and yet here we are being all nice and normal and shit to one another. WE WIN!
It’s voting time again, motherfuckers. You can only vote once, but you can vote for up to 15 people when you do! Next Friday, I’ll announce the results, induct the new All-Stars into the Sidebar Of Glorious Peace And Wondrousness, and we’ll have 6 wonderful months of non-voting while America figures out how much everyone hates everyone.
You guys, I’m so sick of political bullshit right now. Do me a favor: vote, and help fill me with hope that comedy can save us all one day. Click below and save humanity.The Last Post: From Johi: “My favorite facebook posts currently are a tie between the political rants and “Click LIKE if you REMEMBER this” and then there is a picture of The Brady Bunch or some toy from the 80′s. Those captions might as well be “Click LIKE if you are OLD AS FUCK and can still remember the bad TV and lead painted toys from your childhood.” P.S. I know EXACTLY what all that shit is and I have yet to click LIKE, so suck it Facebook.”