I have a solid rule that if you call your cat a fuckstick and draw pictures about spiders having sex, I’ll love you forever. That’s how Adrian won me over.
Cerebral Milkshake did the same thing.
She’s so viciously creative with insults that I’m terribly jealous, and instead of destroying her like my ego tells me to do (FUNNIER THAN ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOO), I want to share her funny with you guys. Because morals. And also hilarity.
I’ll never look at a spider the same way again.– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From April: “You know those bars where you can pull your boat up and have dinner and drinks? I want to burst out of the water in my whale subarine and scare the peanuts out of those boat people thinking they’re all that in their shiny boats having drinks. Then they’ll be all, “why’d we get a boat when we could have goten a whale submarine?” And for once, I’ll be the cool kid.”