Funny Bitch Friday: Bangable Dudes In History

08/03/2012 · 14 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

I received this nomination just the other day, and based on the title alone I immediately clicked and spent most of my day on it, laughing and wishing I could pie chart as well as she can.

Bangable Dudes in History is an amazing breakdown of the hotness of historical men and women, using pie charts and research and even HUMOR. Crazy, you guys. You learn a little, you laugh a little, and we all appreciate that Nikola Tesla was a genius and a really pretty dude.

Sir Henry Wellcome

Teresa Wilms Montt

Vivien Thomas

Buster Keaton

Robert Cornelius

Nikola Tesla

Call me, Tesla. Or not, because you were asexual and died a genius, broke virgin.

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Mayor Gia August 3, 2012 at 6:41 am

Hahahaha the name of her blog is EXACTLY what drew me to it too.
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Sasha Moretz August 3, 2012 at 8:02 am

LoL. This asexual is good.
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Chooplah August 3, 2012 at 10:19 am

Now I finally have evidence when I get into “Why Telsa was a lot hotter than Edison” arguments at Starbucks.
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Todd August 3, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Oh, sure, Edison wasn’t offering mustache rides, but you’re telling me THIS isn’t bangable??

Okay, to be fair, I’m a straight man… I might not know what is and isn’t bangable.
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Bill G. August 4, 2012 at 12:14 am

Better be nice to Tesla or he’ll taser your ass.

Carrie - Cannibalistic Nerd August 3, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Buster Keaton has not only been proven bang-able, but he was also a really, really funny bitch.
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Banana Stickers August 3, 2012 at 5:48 pm

Okay, the name “Bangable Dudes in History” is amazing, but I lost my shit when I saw the tagline. I wish I knew this person in real life.
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Bill G. August 4, 2012 at 12:16 am

Hmmm, Emmy Hennings…I’d hit her on the ass with a sack of nuts.

Jen August 4, 2012 at 6:15 am

I forgot it was Funny Bitch Friday. . .actually I just kind of forgot that it was Friday. The heady amalgam of free dildos, sparkling unicorns, and half naked cowboys is having a desultory effect on my already tenuous short-term memory. I may never leave New York City.

Myth August 4, 2012 at 7:51 am

I love how she calls attractive men and women “boners.” Try adding that to your vernacular, you’ll laugh so hard you’ll turn blue.

“Look at that lady’s amazing boner! Lucky little bitch.”
“Did you see that huge boner in last night’s basketball game? I didn’t know they could get that big!”
“I need a boner to take to my aunt’s wedding or everyone will be asking me when I’m going to get one of my own!”

themandilee August 5, 2012 at 11:00 pm

This is great! I look forward to reading this while not doing the shit I need to be doing. Also, I think Tesla’s stache just competed in the floor exercise on the Olympics.

Debra Baldwin August 7, 2012 at 3:56 am

Nikola Tesla is pretty amazing girl.
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Brenda Shawl August 24, 2012 at 5:27 am

I love this topic. Knowing the asexual of a person.
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