Funny Bitch Friday: Pregnant Chicken

07/13/2012 · 8 comments

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Most of the time, I don’t think pregnancy is funny. It’s kind of horrifying and awful and doesn’t end with great results because even after you’re done being pregnant, you have to deal with a goddamn baby. Most of the time, I won’t even joke about pregnancy because as Garfunkel and Oates says, pregnant women are smug.

Pregnant Chicken has shown me that I am so goddamn wrong about all of it. I can’t remember the last time I read about the gross and real parts of pregnancy and laughed my ass off. You win, PC, you win.

Awkward Pregnancy Photos

New Dad Survival Guide

Happily Ever After Giving Birth: 10 Things They Don’t Tell You

When I Have Kids I Will Never ________

Porn for Pregnant Ladies

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From Amy: “Ooh I know the trick to smoky eye — you do heroin for like… mmm… like a month. PERFECT SMOKY EYE.” 
Mayor Gia July 13, 2012 at 6:40 am

Ohhhh awkward pregnancy photos. WHY ARE YOU LEANING AGAINST A TIRE?!?!? It makes no sense.
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toni in florida July 13, 2012 at 9:53 am

Thanks for the hookup! PC posts some seriously funny stuff and I am always glad to have another pee-your-pants-worthy blog to read.
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Rachel July 13, 2012 at 10:27 am

I don’t understand why the women feel the need to show their naked bellies and tits in those awkward pregnancy photos. I’m pretty sure you could still tell how big their milk jugs and baby incubators have become if they’re fully clothed. But I guess that’s why they’re labelled “awkward”.

NATurally Inappropriate July 13, 2012 at 10:29 am

So, I have never heard of this blog, but I’m going to go there, just because it’s called “Pregnant Chicken” and I find that shit hysterical.
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Dani July 13, 2012 at 3:07 pm

It’s been almost 23 years since I was last growing a child and yet I still read her blog and thought, “Yep… yep… yep….” while laughing my ass off.

The awkward pregnancy photos… priceless.

There is one photo of me when I was around 5648395756 months pregnant with my second child. It’s taken from the hideously unflattering angle of my side view while I’m sitting down.

God help us all, it looked as if my belly and my boobs were eating my head.
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Jessica Hays July 18, 2012 at 3:11 am

I really don’t want to see women who wanna show their pregnant chicken. I just don’t feel it.
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Liz July 19, 2012 at 9:34 am

The links were hilarious! I couldn’t resist clicking on Porn for Pregnant Ladies first! lol and no, I am not pregnant.

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