Most of the time, I don’t think pregnancy is funny. It’s kind of horrifying and awful and doesn’t end with great results because even after you’re done being pregnant, you have to deal with a goddamn baby. Most of the time, I won’t even joke about pregnancy because as Garfunkel and Oates says, pregnant women are smug.
Pregnant Chicken has shown me that I am so goddamn wrong about all of it. I can’t remember the last time I read about the gross and real parts of pregnancy and laughed my ass off. You win, PC, you win.The Last Post: From Amy: “Ooh I know the trick to smoky eye — you do heroin for like… mmm… like a month. PERFECT SMOKY EYE.”