Leo is, perhaps, the funniest person in my family. I was cautious of him when I met him 3 years ago soon after he started dating my mom, and then I heard him say about one of the Kardashians, “She has a face only a mother’s dog could love,” I knew he would be amazing.
He’s been unequivocally supportive of my dumb ass trying to make a living being funny, even offering up name suggestions for future comedy albums like, “Alcohol Was Involved,” knowing that in my case, it usually is. He spares barbs for no one–everyone deserves to be told they’re being a dumbass now and again in Leo’s book. He’s the only man I know who can say, “I once threw an armadillo into a bar,” and not be bluffing.
For Father’s Day, here are a few of the best Leo-isms, presented with slightly less abrasive imagery.
Happy Father’s Day Leo. Thanks for being a constant source of, “Holy shit did he just say that,” entertainment for everyone.
What’s the funniest Relative-ism (or friend-ism, or coworker-ism, or parrot-ism) that you’ve heard? Tell me about when it was said and who did it!– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Jen: ““Ain’t no one fuck with tiny hippo” is now my new mantra. Ain’t. No one.”