I am so fucking excited about Lemons Don’t Make Lemonade.
I’ve been waiting a while to make sure it wasn’t a dead blog, and then, not too long ago, SHE UPDATED AND I LOST MY SHIT. I can’t go one sentence without bursting into entirely-inappropriate laughter. I can’t handle her brilliance, but I am glad she flies in the face of Adam Carolla. I’m gonna pick out just a few, you’re going to end up reading all of her archives.
It should please all of you that I’m overachieving in life. As always.
Life’s two greatest horrors.
What’s up?
Fuck you, Americans.
It’s been a week an no one has impaled my vagina yet
Menstrual cramps are a small price to pay for B-Cups
Enjoy the majesty.
– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Chooplah: “I want to help people to stop wearing capri pants.”
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Read two of her entries, and now am a follower. This has happened with so many of your recommends. You, dear lady, are my compass of awesome.
We need to gang up on her and Book of Adam to write more often. I suggest chaining them to desks and throwing wet sponges at them until they comply with our demands. What do you think?
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An excellent lead. Thanks!
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Hahah I read her! I was surprised to see how young she was, just because she has such an adult sense of humor..
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She is a teenager?! When I was a teenager, I thought that ponchos were a good idea.
Jillian recently posted..The Dressing Room Debacle
Although never homeschooled, I, too, talk to my chess pieces. I’m in.
Hugs!
Valerie
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She is one of the few individuals that make me rethink the whole “teenagers are the fruit of the Devil” stance. I need her in my life. . .there is a startling dearth of quality penis humor these days.
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Thanks for sharing the links. I would read some of these.
Have a great summer. Mwuahhh…
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I think those blogs are very interesting to read. I will check them to get more info. Thanks for the share.
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Thanks for the links. I would share these links to my friends as well.
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These are interesting lead so I will check them. It is nice to be a teenager.
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