Funny Bitch Friday: Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees

05/25/2012 · 24 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

I’m a sucker for weird humor. I love Between Two Ferns and 7 Minutes In Heaven. I love all kinds of weird jokes that apparently offend a lot of people. Why just last week, I played Jesus’ Campaign Manager during an improv practice. Allegedly, quite blasphemous. Who knew?

So quite naturally, I love Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees.

CAHM is a wonderful tumblr filled with drawing of animals being total dicks to everyone, and I can’t stop reading it. HERE I WILL SHOW YOU HOW AWESOME IT IS. LOOK. LOOK AT THEM WITH YOUR EYE HOLES.

Thought I really adore the worm time travel (heh, wormholes), the burgers one is my favorite. His eyes get me every time.

Keep on bringin’ the funny, y’all!

Favorite Comment From The Last Post:
From Todd: “Wow… so… I read this blog yesterday. And it’s like the images are burned into my brain. It’s one of those things that you can never unsee. Especially the Hump It… and Sprint. He seems SO pleased with himself to be jogging the fuck outta there. All that’s missing from that move is the pinky/thumb phone and him mouthing the words “I’ll call you.” He won’t call you.”
Abby May 25, 2012 at 6:29 am

You complete me.
I’m totally adding them to my page favorites on Facebook.
Carry on.

Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:15 am

Will do.

Starle May 25, 2012 at 7:12 am

My favorite was the bunnies. And I know JUST who to say that to next!
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:15 am

I’m sending that to a few “friends”

Mayor Gia May 25, 2012 at 8:53 am

Awwww, these are phenomal. Snarky wrapped up in cute. Love it.
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:16 am

Like a 5-year-old drag queen in blog form.

Jillian May 25, 2012 at 9:42 am

If a bear shits in the woods…you’re going to find out if that burrito was an “up” or a “down.”
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:16 am

Chipotle’s new motto, ladies.

Misty May 25, 2012 at 9:51 am

Oh god, I LOVE these. I just love the bunny ones. Especially the ones where they are all bloody! ;) I think I just went through the entire catalogue of them. What? It’s not like I was going to WORK today or something!
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:17 am

I want to see you tape these to shitty clients.

Jen May 25, 2012 at 11:10 am

Love these. Although I call bullshit on the octopus cartoon. Creating crippling anxiety is absolutely a marketable skill; I’ve been paid to do it to my students for three years, motherfuckers!
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:18 am

It’s what Nuns were built on.

Christine May 25, 2012 at 11:57 am

It definitely depends on the burrito.
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:18 am

I feel like most of them are downs. They are burritos. They start amazing, and end horribly.

Pish Posh May 25, 2012 at 12:04 pm

You make my Fridays complete :)
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:18 am


Todd May 25, 2012 at 12:36 pm

I can NOT believe this is a daily. WOW. The creativity and the level of humor never seems to be anything short of amazing. GREAT find here! Actually, this one spoke to me: … I’ve long suspected this. Put away that damned guitar, you evil, heartless, narcissistic bastard!
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:19 am

They’re all such bastards.

DevyMama May 25, 2012 at 4:42 pm

Thank you. Seriously, just….thank you.
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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:19 am

Anytime. Or, really, any Friday.

Valerie May 26, 2012 at 9:31 pm

I love these pictures so much…

I. Want. To. Kiss. Them. On. The. Mouth.

Well played.

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Noa June 5, 2012 at 12:20 am

They’re game for that.

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