Funny Bitch Friday: Mom’s Madhouse

04/27/2012 · 12 comments

in Funny Bitch Friday

I was only recently introduced to Mom’s Madhouse, and in just the first few posts, I feel horribly inadequate at being a parent.

I’m not a parent, so you see how this is somewhat distressing for me.

My kids will never be this funny. My life will never be this weird.

I am tremendously jealous.

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Go. Read. Enjoy. Feel inadequate and also laugh. A shitload.

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Favorite Comment From The Last Post:
From Nadine: “i wish i had a ghostbusters trap for my farts today. i had chipotle for lunch.” 
Mayor Gia April 27, 2012 at 6:40 am

Nice! Seeing as how I don’t have kids either, and can’t wait to read it and feel thankful I haven’t popped any out (cuz I heard they’re hard to give back).
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Noa May 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm

They say that, but I think there must be some kind of return system.

Jen April 27, 2012 at 8:51 am

God. . .I’m torn, I really am. On the one hand, I love her because she’s funny and self-deprecating as hell, but on the other, she makes me feel woefully inadequate as a parent as my short people have spent the morning watching Ninjago and eating Skittles for breakfast instead of tap dancing in a laundry basket or doing craft projects. Meh, either way I think she’s rad. . .and I have a feeling she wouldn’t be all judgy about my mad neglectin’ skillz.
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Noa May 2, 2012 at 3:22 pm

I think that’s the only way to raise children. Is that not proper?

NATurally Inappropriate April 27, 2012 at 9:41 am

Awesome. I’m going to have to add her to my rotation.
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Noa May 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm


Dana the Biped April 27, 2012 at 2:37 pm

Six kids? Six?! Good Lord, she’d have to be a funny bitch just to survive!
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Noa May 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Sometimes that’s all you have left of your sanity.

Sharon April 27, 2012 at 6:16 pm

OMG! My darlin’ friend Dani just showed me this post and can I just say I am honored, humbled and gleefully overjoyed at the fact that I was called a funny bitch?

This is an amazing honor and I bow to you, thank you and promise to read more of you!

Thank you for reading Moms Madhouse :)

Sharon :)
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Noa May 2, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Thanks for being hilarious!

Brian Kings May 7, 2012 at 8:16 am

This is hilarious.
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