Facebooking From The Edge is one of those blogs I read and think, “Shit Noa, you’re a dumbass, why didn’t you think of that?” The answer is, of course, because I’m a dumbass.
Luckily, this ridiculously hilarious bitch is not a dumbass. In fact, she’s really quite sharp. And funny. And wields the word Penis with a fortitude the likes of which I will never possess.
She is also a frequent reader, which makes me love her even harder than my husband’s tumescence. GO. READ. ENJOYS FOR YOU NOW.
Tonight, I’ll be podcasting with Jen from Jen E Sais Quoi! Pants will not be worn. Sadly, it will not be live, but you can still LIVE TWEET with us #LOFBPodcast! We’ll be recording at 7:30 CST, and the entire hour of fuckery will be up on Monday!– Favorite Comment From The Last Post: From Jen (you winning bitch you): “ALEX: This guy at work made some Jewish joke and I was like, “Umm, I’m Jewish, Anne Frank-ly those jokes are outside of Mein Kampf-ort zone”. ME: I bet he did Nazi that one coming. ALEX: We’re both going to hell. Cue sound of Alex and myself laughing like coked-up whores, then turning to discover Hasidic Jew standing behind us staring disapprovingly. Aaaaannnnd. . .scene.”